Fresh Fiction Blog | Olivia Cunning | Ten Things I Can’t Believe Came Out of Eric Sticks’ Mouth

The hero in my latest release, Wicked Beat, was originally intended to provide some comic relief for the first book in the Sinners on Tour series, entitled Backstage Pass. So when I decided that first book—which I had originally intended as a standalone novel—would be part of a series including a story about each member of the band, I had to figure out a way to show their drummer—this goofball of a side character with absolutely no filter on his mouth—was actually a compelling, lovable hero. I believe I pulled it off. It's hard not to love Eric Sticks because he’s the type of guy that throws his heart into everything he does. Yes, everything. He doesn’t have a filter on his mouth or one on his heart.

But there are times even I can’t believe some of the things that come out of Eric’s mouth. I thought I’d share ten of his unfiltered gems. Trust me, there are many more in the series. He’s always wise-cracking, though I’m not sure how wise it is.

I can’t believe Eric said that #1: Eric licked the side of Jace’s forehead. “He does sorta taste like p***y.” Eric smacked his lips as he contemplated his palate. “A touch saltier than lady sauce, but not bad.” –from Hot Ticket (Sinners on Tour #3)

I can’t believe Eric said that #2: Eric marched up and down the bus aisle like a British soldier, using a drumstick as a baton as he sang at the top of his lungs. “O Canada! O Canada! How friggin’ cold are thee!” “Sit down, Eric,” Sed demanded. “O Canada! O Canada! A population of twenty-three!” “Eric! I said sit.” Aggie clutched her abdomen to keep her spleen from rupturing in her hysterics. “O Canada! O Canada! At least you have some trees!” “Eric!” Sed tackled him into a captain chair. “Wait until we’re across the border. Do you want us to get searched again?” “Trey always enjoys the body cavity search,” Eric said. –from Hot Ticket (Sinners on Tour #3)

I can’t believe Eric said that #3: “What’s a little sac connection between friends?” –from Hot Ticket (Sinners on Tour #3)

I can’t believe Eric said that #4: “Have you ever had blue balls?” Eric asked. She grinned and flipped her gaze to the ceiling. “Well…” “They’re not just for Smurfs.” –from Hot Ticket (Sinners on Tour #3)

I can’t believe Eric said that #5: “I’ll decide on dessert later,” Eric said. “But you might want to grab the chocolate syrup and whipped cream from the fridge. I’m feeling artistic.” –from Double Time (Sinners on Tour #5)

I can’t believe Eric said that #6: “If you’re trying to make my fly too tight, little Reb,” Eric said, “you are succeeding.” –from Wicked Beat (Sinners on Tour #4)

I can’t believe Eric said that #7: “How is she supposed to get pregnant if she’s in Kansas City and Brian is touring all over the country?” Sed asked. “He could always jack off into an empty beer bottle and FedEx it to her,” Eric said. While everyone else rolled their eyes at him, Rebekah burst out laughing. “He can put it on dry ice, and then she can warm it up in the microwave when it arrives.” –from Wicked Beat (Sinners on Tour #4)

I can’t believe Eric said that #8: He chuckled. “So I’m assuming it wouldn’t turn you on if I dressed up like Spider-Man and spurted my magic web all over you.” –from Wicked Beat (Sinners on Tour #4)

I can’t believe Eric said that #9: “Wait,” Eric said. “Do you have any camouflaged condoms?” “Camouflaged?” The cashier’s forehead crinkled in concentration. “I don’t think so. We have every flavor and color imaginable, but I don’t think we have any camouflaged.” “Why would you need a camouflaged condom?” Rebekah asked. “So you won’t see me coming.” –from Wicked Beat (Sinners on Tour #4)

I can’t believe Eric said that #10: “I am so going to get you back for this,” Eric said breathlessly. “Are you going to make me get a hideous tattoo on my ass?” “Yeah,” he said. “A tattoo of my face.” She laughed. “Your face isn’t hideous, but why would you want it on my ass?” “So even when I’m not around, you’ll still be sitting on my face.” –from Wicked Beat (Sinners on Tour #4)

Well, there you have it. My rock god without a filter. What could possibly be more fun? I hope you enjoy reading his antics as much as I enjoyed writing about them. Do you like a man with a “good” sense of humor?

One commenter will win a copy of WICKED BEAT

Comments

Life would be very boring without humor, no relationship would last without it.
(Lynne Pearson 8:54am August 22, 2013)

I believe that humor is one of the traits that a "good" man should have, among other things. Your book sounds like it will be quite an interesting read, and one that will be different from the normal genre that I tend to read. I'm looking forward to something that will make me laugh, since I'm in a bit of a funk these days. Thank you for the excerpt and insight about your book today!!!
(Peggy Roberson 9:35am August 22, 2013)

A man with humor makes life worth living.
(Sharon Berger 9:47am August 22, 2013)

There should always be humor in your life and marriage!
(Bonnie Capuano 9:49am August 22, 2013)

My husband always makes me laugh! Just another reason to love
him even more!
(Maria Proctor 10:44am August 22, 2013)

I'd love to win this book, it sounds great.
(Wilma Frana 11:51am August 22, 2013)

I have to have people around me with a good sense of humor. Otherwise
we'd drive each other crazy, since I love to joke around too.
(Debbie Burdeen 12:32pm August 22, 2013)

I am hooked on this series and can't wait to read more!
(Nancy Wolfe 1:57pm August 22, 2013)

I do love a bit of humor with the erotica! TY for the opportunity to win a copy!
(Betty Hamilton 2:48pm August 22, 2013)

A sense of humor is very important - can lighten the difficult
moments.
(Diane Sallans 3:42pm August 22, 2013)

This book sounds different. I've never read one about a rock band. The Spider-Man comment reminds me that I saw someone dressed up like Spider-Man on Sunday at the festival in my neighborhood.
(Michelle Fidler 4:44pm August 22, 2013)

Laughter and humor are wonderful. Keep the great words coming!
(Melanie Backus 4:53pm August 22, 2013)

When we can over come things in are past to find love. That just makes it stronger. When you can still laugh even better.
(Felicia Sidoma 5:54pm August 22, 2013)

A man has to have a good sense of humor to keep things fun.
(Lori Ringel 5:56pm August 22, 2013)

Couldn't be married to a man without a good sense of humor. Life and daily situations can be tough enough. Humor is like sunshine in my life!
(Joanne Hicks 8:02pm August 22, 2013)

HAHA! I love his humor, I just finished this book the other
day. (I had to wait for it to come in at the library), and it
was AWESOME. Humor is absolutely necessary, keeps things
believable.
(Krysten Michelsen 9:55pm August 22, 2013)

The ability to laugh is a great gift. I know a few people who need a
N edit button at times. They don't know when to quit.
(Laura Gullickson 10:21pm August 22, 2013)

Wow, Congrats on your new book: WICKED BEAT. Yes, I love a
man with a great sense of humor and my husband and I were
married 25 years on August 12th and Yes you really need a
great sense of humor in your marriage to make it last a
bunch of fun years. I would love to win and read your book
this summer. Thank You very much. Cecilia CECE
(Cecilia Dunbar Hernandez 10:40pm August 22, 2013)

me i have one that is been with me thrugh our battles cancer and all now it going agian this time with me we been toghter for 7 years and i read a lot he cmplans
(Desiree Reilly 10:52pm August 22, 2013)

This list cracked me up and I can't wait to read the books.
(Lisa White 11:16pm August 22, 2013)

A good sense of humor is always important. Congratulations on the book,
and thanks for the chance to win!!!
(Linda Brennan 11:20pm August 22, 2013)

I already like Eric without even reading the book. He is hilarious and very quick-witted with that tongue of his.
(Kai Wong 11:30pm August 22, 2013)

I have been wanting to read this book for a while now it
sounds really good
(Denise Smith 11:50pm August 22, 2013)

A sense of humor is a must and Eric sounds like a keeper! LOL
(Marcy Shuler 3:10pm August 23, 2013)

Love, love, love a man with a great sense of humor. It's always great food for the soul and keeps everyone in good spirits. I can't wait to read your books, because I know I'll be a new fan of yours just from what I've read so far!
(Linda Luinstra 5:50pm August 23, 2013)

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