Jade Lee Quiz! ~ Win PRIZES and more...
March 5, 2014
It's been a long day of writing blogs, so I've gotten a bit punchy. What does
that mean for you? YOU GET THE FUN BLOG!!!! Yes, the later it gets, the more
bizarre I get. So we're going to do some multiple choice about my book WHAT THE GROOM WANTS
alternating with JADE LEE TRIVIA!
1. Radley (the hero of WHAT THE GROOM WANTS) is
looking forward to a bright career as captain of his own ship when he steps off
the boat and
(a) is met by solicitors who tell him he's suddenly become a duke! (Because that
(b) celebrates his promotion with a dozen prostitutes of questionable age and
(c) rushes to Wendy's house (she's the heroine) and drags her to his loveshack
where he makes mad, passionate love to her for 800 pages.
(d) looks at the author and says, "Truly were you drunk when you wrote this?"
Answer: D! Okay, A because soon after he steps off the boat, yes
he's told that he's inherited a dukedom.
2. Jade Lee has multiple names and personalities. Which ones of the following
(a) She's porn star Jade Lee and don't you forget it!
(b) She used to be Katherine Greyle who wrote sweet regencies. At the time she
was innocent, naive, and never had dirty thoughts. It's a wonder her two
children were ever conceived.
(c) She is also Kathy Lyons who writes funny, sexy contemporary romance. Hint:
check outwww.kathylyons.com and while you're at it, give me
suggestions on how to revamp the site.
(d) She lives to stalk Brent Spiner because who doesn't love Data?
Answer: C! Was the website a hint? Yeah, it seriously needs an
3. The inspiration for the lovely heroine Wendy was
(a) A bookseller in O'Fallon, MO named Wendy Drew who time traveled from the
past to the future because she has a thing for modern plumbing.
(b) my critique partner Elizabeth Hoyt because I promised her I'd pimp her in my
(c) my editor Deb Werksman because she just emailed me a Starbucks gift card and
I've had a few too many expresssoeeees, er, expoxessoes, er essspresssssooos,
(d) Squidge! Because he...er, she loves dress up and Scott Nova. (Per Elizabeth
Hoyt, "Let them know that Squidge is actually ambi-sexual." I think she meant
omni-sexual. Unless she really did mean having sex while walking.)
Answer: all of the above! Or... A. Wendy Drew really is an awesome
bookseller at Rose's Bookhouse near St. Louis. (www.rosesbookhouse.com). And yes, she does like modern
4. Jade Lee has known and loved Sara and the Fresh Fiction crew...
(a) since the dawn of time. Seriously, we worked together to create DNA. Gwen
wanted to just go for Benedict Cumberbatch clones, but I made her make Johnny
(b) since a conference where Sara introduced me to QR codes.
(c) since I saw them all in their cute pink shirts. I just couldn't resist
(d) since I realized Sara's brilliant, Gwen knows everyone, Daniel has a smile
to melt hearts, and they were my gateway to a zillion awesome readers like you!
Answer: well duh...D. Though Sara did introduce me to QR codes and
Gwen totally wants to clone Benedict.
5. The biggest surprise in WHAT THE GROOM WANTS
(a) When Benedict Cumberbatch appears and shoots the villain in the ending. BTW,
Sherlock was the inspiration for hero Samuel in WEDDED IN SIN. Also, who
doesn't want Benedict showing up for any reason at all?
(b) When Wendy gets her ears pierced because that's cool right?
(c) That any blogger would want me on their blog ever again.
(d) That I have justified buying corsets as a business expense. [FYI to any IRS
employees reading this: I meant justified to my husband. My accountant won't let
me do it even as a costume expense. Please don't audit me.]
Answer: All of the above, especially Benedict. Well, maybe it's
really B, but I'm not telling you why because that would be a spoiler. It was a
really great scene though.
6. Reasons to join Jade's Jewels (my street team) Jade's
(a) SQUIDGE says you must!
(b) Cool Gifts and Hot Pics!
(c) Special FB page just for you where you get the scoop on me and my friends.
(d) All of the above
Answer: D -- sign up now!
7. Reasons you should buy WHAT THE GROOM WANTS are
(a) Link here to all the awesome reviews.
(b) Link here to the
corsets I want to buy.
(c) Link here to a picture of me on my knees offering you favors if you would
just go buy the book. [Link disabled because of IRS fear. It's hard to deduct
"favors" as an expense]
(d) Because you won't get the inside scoop on Elizabeth Hoyt without me as her
critique partner. And I can't be her critique partner if I'm so devastated by
lack of sales that I give up writing and decide to stalk Benedict instead.
[Elizabeth's comment: Please, you're going to stalk him anyway.]
Answer: ALL OF THE ABOVE! Especially the Benedict part!
How'd you do? Comment on anything at all and be entered in a contest to win a
Jade Lee e-book of your choice and a SQUIDGE! He's really a cell phone holder,
but obviously he does other stuff.
40 comments posted.
Re: Jade Lee Quiz! ~ Win PRIZES and more...
Ok, I loved this blog alot,... u crack me up lol!! I have a
few friends that love Benedict too & they would be more than
glad to go stalking with you lol. BTW, did u see him
photobomb U2 on the redcarpet at the Oscars? Best photobomb
(Brandi Dagwan 6:44am March 5, 2014)
I really want a squidge!!! Actually, it would be for my 16 year old because she would take him. I am only a few chapters in right now. I have not had time to read lately and it's driving me crazy.
(Ann Gonzalez 7:32am March 5, 2014)
I look forward to your post! You are so funny! My sister and I forward the
steamy pics you post as soon as we see them!
(Joyce Burton 7:51am March 5, 2014)
I love that squidge Jade!!! I'd put him on my book shelf.
(Bonnie Capuano 9:16am March 5, 2014)
Yay! I got the trivia right. ;-) I can't wait to read those
paperback books Squidge is sitting on.
(Karin Anderson 9:35am March 5, 2014)
I love the trivia. Especially number 2. I totally agree with the one who doesn't love Data.
(Pam Howell 10:12am March 5, 2014)
I enjoyed the trivia questions! This was a great post! :)
(Colleen Conklin 12:16pm March 5, 2014)
Great blog post! Wish I could be this creative, but since I'm not it means I get to read books other people create!
(Norma Storms 12:45pm March 5, 2014)
Great trivia questions
I'd LOVE to win a sqidge (Along with Scott Nova ;) )
(Mina Gerhart 12:57pm March 5, 2014)
Thanks Jade! That was fun!
(Denise Austin 3:52pm March 5, 2014)
Love the post! Would love to have a squidge!
(Samatha Hodges 5:25pm March 5, 2014)
Awesome... that was great... I liked the answers as they were
mostly the same for me but there was one that was different..
(Tina Ullrich 5:29pm March 5, 2014)
Squidge is too cute...would have never guessed he was a cell phone holder! Love the trivia questions, must say No.7 (c)gets my imagination wondering (oh me, oh my)! lol
(Linda Luinstra 6:26pm March 5, 2014)
Loved the quiz, especially since you gave us all the answers - so I did very well.
(Barbara Elness 6:52pm March 5, 2014)
I just love these contests! They are wonderful!
(Mary Jurgielski 8:57pm March 5, 2014)
I say yes to cloning Benedict. Tom Hiddleston, too! Squidge is adorably cute. Really fun post!
(Winnie Pang 9:09pm March 5, 2014)
I love your "star-crossed lovers" theme. Boy meets girl. Forces cause them to
lose touch. They meet again, fall in love, & live happily ever after! Sigh!
(Sheila Veikune 9:37pm March 5, 2014)
What a fun and funny blog post! Thanks, I really needed the laugh today.
I've read several of your Kathy Lyons books, but now I must read you as Jade Lee. :)
(Marcy Shuler 11:31pm March 5, 2014)
I love your trivia. I find them fun and amusing. I would love to read more. Thanks
(Kai Wong 12:19pm March 6, 2014)
i thought i had already entered this contest but apparently
not XD lol
well having all the answers it was easy this trivia but i
really enjoyed it, it's nice to see that there's a real
person behind the book :)
(Sarah Hansrote 4:01am March 6, 2014)
i love the the trivia they are so much fun i would love to
win the squide
(Denise Smith 7:05am March 6, 2014)
Oh my! Great interview! AND I'd love a book AND one of those
darling cell phone holders! So cute!
(Linda Townsend 8:09am March 6, 2014)
Great sense of humor!
(Richard Burr 10:15am March 6, 2014)
Your funny. I'd love a squidge.
(Cathy Thomas 11:06am March 6, 2014)
What a cute Squidge! Fun post. :)
(Sue Galuska 1:14pm March 6, 2014)
(Denise Holcomb 5:03pm March 6, 2014)
Sounds like a great book and would love a squidgel
(Jeri Dickinson 5:27pm March 6, 2014)
Love your books.
(Phyllis Lamken 5:58pm March 6, 2014)
All Of The Above - LOL - wow, Jade, it's been a busy day for you! :-)
(Felicia Ciaudelli 6:13pm March 6, 2014)
Enjoyed your blog and also love your books.
(Carol Woodruff 7:35pm March 6, 2014)
Must. Obey. Squidge....
(Mary Ann Dimand 8:21pm March 6, 2014)
I'd love to win a Squidge.
(Wilma Frana 9:18pm March 6, 2014)
I bet what everyone really wants is Squidge!
(Winnie Pang 10:40pm March 6, 2014)
Thanks for the laugh tonight. I love the pictures that go with the blog. New thought for the coffee/espresso entry I attended a candle party where a jar of coffee beans were passed around to clear out the smells so you could finish smelling the rest of the candle scents.
(Laura Gullickson 10:57pm March 6, 2014)
Wow, Congrats on your new book: WHAT THE GROOM WANTS. I love
the pretty book cover too! Your blog and trivia are great and
I love the funny pics especially Data with Sherlock Holmes
pipe in his mouth! LOL. I would love to win your books and
the Squidge is cute too. Thank You very much. Cecilia CECE
(Cecilia Dunbar Hernandez 12:07pm March 7, 2014)
So much fun thank you.
(Mary Preston 5:57am March 7, 2014)
I love the blog and thanks for the giveaway.
(Kathleen Beale 8:50am March 8, 2014)
I like number 5 and love taking quizzes especially ones where
you can check the answers.
(Alyson Widen 5:00pm March 14, 2014)
I love your posts they are so entertaining and you have a good since of
(Niki Edwards 3:30am March 17, 2014)
What a great post! I love your sense of humor and your great books.
(Bonnie Hometchko 10:21pm March 26, 2014)
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