"From “Family Guy” to his own Instagram account, Janetti has been behind some of his generation’s greatest comedy. This book of essays is no exception." — The New York Times
Fans of David Sedaris, Jenny Lawson, and Tina Fey… meet your new friend Gary Janetti.
Gary Janetti, the writer and producer for some of the most popular television comedies of all time, and creator of one of the most wickedly funny Instagram accounts there is, now turns his skills to the page in a hilarious, and poignant book chronicling the pains and indignities of everyday life.
Gary spends his twenties in New York, dreaming of starring on soap operas while in reality working at a hotel where he lusts after an unattainable colleague and battles a bellman who despises it when people actually use a bell to call him. He chronicles the torture of finding a job before the internet when you had to talk on the phone all the time, and fantasizes, as we all do, about who to tell off when he finally wins an Oscar. As Gary himself says, “These are essays from my childhood and young adulthood about things that still annoy me.”
Original, brazen, and laugh out loud funny, Do You Mind If I Cancel? is something not to be missed.
Humor [Flatiron, On Sale: October 22, 2019, Hardcover / e-Book, ISBN: 9781250225825 / eISBN: 9781250225849]
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days gets a millennial makeover in this romantic comedy by USA Today bestselling author Andie J. Christopher.
Jack Nolan is a gentleman, a journalist, and unlucky in
love. His viral success has pigeon-holed him as the how-
to guy for a buzzy, internet media company instead of
covering hard-hitting politics. Fed up with his fluffy
articles and the app-based dating scene as well, he
strikes a deal with his boss to write a final piece de
resistance: How to Lose a Girl. Easier said than done
when the girl he meets is Hannah Mayfield, and he's not
sure he wants her to dump him.
Hannah is an extremely successful event planner who's
focused on climbing the career ladder. Her firm is one of
the most prestigious in the city, and she's determined to
secure her next promotion. But Hannah has a bit of an
image problem. She needs to show her boss that she has
range, including planning dreaded, romantic weddings.
Enter Jack. He’s the perfect man to date for a couple
weeks to prove to her boss that she’s not scared of
Before Jack and Hannah know it, their fake relationship
starts to feel all too real—and neither of them can stand
to lose each other.
Romance Contemporary [Berkley, On Sale: November 12, 2019, Trade Size / e-Book, ISBN: 9781984802682 / eISBN: 9781984802699]
Talia Hibbert, one of contemporary romance’s brightest
delivers a witty, hilarious romantic comedy about a woman
of being “boring” and recruits her mysterious, sexy neighbor
her experience new things—perfect for fans of Sally Thorne,
Guillory, and Helen Hoang.
Chloe Brown is a chronically ill computer geek with a goal,
a plan, and a
list. After almost—but not quite—dying, she’s come up with
directives to help her “Get a Life”, and she’s already
first: finally moving out of her glamourous family’s
mansion. The next
Enjoy a drunken night out.
Ride a motorcycle.
Have meaningless but thoroughly enjoyable sex.
Travel the world with nothing but hand luggage.
And... do something bad.
But it’s not easy being bad, even when you’ve written
guidelines on how to do it correctly. What Chloe needs is a
she knows just the man for the job.
Redford ‘Red’ Morgan is a handyman with tattoos, a
more sex appeal than ten-thousand Hollywood heartthrobs.
an artist who paints at night and hides his work in the
light of day,
which Chloe knows because she spies on him occasionally.
teeniest, tiniest bit.
But when she enlists Red in her mission to rebel, she learns
about him that no spy session could teach her. Like why he
resents Chloe’s wealthy background. And why he never shows
his art to
anyone. And what really lies beneath his rough exterior…
Romance Contemporary [Avon, On Sale: November 5, 2019, Paperback / e-Book, ISBN: 9780062941206 / eISBN: 9780062941220]
Plano's old homes and businesses are rife with haunted history. Explore eerie urban legends like the Goat Man, the Clown Threat, and Ranch 111, where devil worshipers performed their rituals. The Evaporating Apparition spooked the staff at the Art Centre Theatre, while the grumpy spirit of an old rancher stalks the Masonic Lodge. Some specters are harmless, such as the Giggling Ghost, a little girl in the Cox Building with a penchant for peanut butter and pranks. Other figures own a more sinister reputation. The Witch Lady of Plano was feared by city youth and monitored by the FBI. Mary Jacobs examines the ghostly fallout of Plano's darkest moments, from the smallpox epidemic to the gruesome Muncey family murders.
Every autumn, Moonbright, Maine, is the picture of charm with its piles of crisp leaves, flickering jack-o’-lanterns … and a touch of the sweetest kind of enchantment. Witches, goblins, the occasional ghost—they’re all sure to be spotted at the annual Halloween parade, where adults and children alike dress in costume to celebrate Moonbright’s favorite holiday. And no place has more seasonal spirit than Bellaluna’s Bakeshop, a family business steeped in traditional recipes, welcoming warmth—and, legend has it, truly spellbinding, heart-melting treats …
Between good-natured Halloween tricks, frothy pumpkin lattes, and some very special baked goods, for three Moonbright residents looking for love—whether they know it or not—the spookiest thing will be how magical romance can suddenly be …
Romance Holiday [Kensington, On Sale: August 27, 2019, Paperback / e-Book, ISBN: 9781496722157 / eISBN: 9781496722171]
Overcommitted committee member Abby McCree gets in a patch of trouble trying to solve the murder of a pumpkin farmer …
The small town of Snowberry Creek, Washington, is gearing up for the Halloween Festival, and naturally Abby is on the planning committee. As part of her duties, she's picking up a pumpkin order from ornery farmer Ronald Minter. But what she finds instead is the farmer in the middle of his corn maze with a knife in his back.
The police suspect a homeless veteran named Kevin Montgomery, who was seen arguing with Minter when the farmer accused him of trespassing and stealing pumpkins. Abby's tenant Tripp Blackston, a veteran himself who’s been helping Kevin, is sure he’s innocent. Together, Abby and Tripp follow the twists and turns of the case to corner the corn maze killer—before someone else meets a dead end …
Holiday | Mystery Cozy [Kensington, On Sale: August 27, 2019, Mass Market Paperback / e-Book, ISBN: 9781496719546 / eISBN: 9781496719577]
With the future of the Great Library in doubt, the
unforgettable characters from Ink and Bone must
decide if it's worth saving in this thrilling adventure in
the New York Times bestselling series.
corrupt leadership of the Great Library has fallen. But with
the Archivist plotting his return to power, and the Library
under siege from outside empires and kingdoms, its future is
uncertain. Jess Brightwell and his friends must come
together as never before, to forge a new future for the
Great Library…or see everything it stood for crumble.
Young Adult Fantasy [Berkley, On Sale: September 3, 2019, Hardcover / e-Book, ISBN: 9780451489241 / eISBN: 9780451489258]
Breaking the Sexual Harassment Story That Helped Ignite a Movement
From the Pulitzer Prize-winning reporters who broke the news of Harvey Weinstein's sexual harassment and abuse for the New York Times, Jodi Kantor and Megan Twohey, the thrilling untold story of their investigation and its consequences for the #MeToo movement
For many years, reporters had tried to get to the truth about Harvey Weinstein’s treatment of women. Rumors of wrongdoing had long circulated. But in 2017, when Jodi Kantor and Megan Twohey began their investigation into the prominent Hollywood producer for the New York Times, his name was still synonymous with power. During months of confidential interviews with top actresses, former Weinstein employees, and other sources, many disturbing and long-buried allegations were unearthed, and a web of onerous secret payouts and nondisclosure agreements was revealed. These shadowy settlements had long been used to hide sexual harassment and abuse, but with a breakthrough reporting technique Kantor and Twohey helped to expose it. But Weinstein had evaded scrutiny in the past, and he was not going down without a fight; he employed a team of high-profile lawyers, private investigators, and other allies to thwart the investigation. When Kantor and Twohey were finally able to convince some sources to go on the record, a dramatic final showdown between Weinstein and the New York Times was set in motion.
Nothing could have prepared Kantor and Twohey for what followed the publication of their initial Weinstein story on October 5, 2017. Within days, a veritable Pandora’s box of sexual harassment and abuse was opened. Women all over the world came forward with their own traumatic stories. Over the next twelve months, hundreds of men from every walk of life and industry were outed following allegations of wrongdoing. But did too much change—or not enough? Those questions hung in the air months later as Brett Kavanaugh was nominated to the Supreme Court, and Christine Blasey Ford came forward to testify that he had assaulted her decades earlier. Kantor and Twohey, who had unique access to Ford and her team, bring to light the odyssey that led her to come forward, the overwhelming forces that came to bear on her, and what happened after she shared her allegation with the world.
In the tradition of great investigative journalism, She Said tells a thrilling story about the power of truth, with shocking new information from hidden sources. Kantor and Twohey describe not only the consequences of their reporting for the #MeToo movement, but the inspiring and affecting journeys of the women who spoke up—for the sake of other women, for future generations, and for themselves.
Non-Fiction [Penguin Press, On Sale: September 10, 2019, Hardcover / e-Book, ISBN: 9780525560340 / eISBN: 9780525560357]
A rich, heartwarming and charming debut novel that reminds us that sometimes you find love in the most unexpected places.
Dan Hollis lives a happy, solitary life carving exquisite Celtic harps in his barn in the countryside of the English moors. Here he can be himself, away from social situations that he doesn’t always get right or completely understand. On the anniversary of her beloved father’s death, Ellie Jacobs takes a walk in the woods and comes across Dan’s barn. She is enchanted by his collection. Dan gives her a harp made of cherrywood to match her cherry socks. He stores it for her, ready for whenever she’d like to take lessons.
Ellie begins visiting Dan almost daily and quickly learns that he isn’t like other people. He makes her sandwiches precisely cut into triangles and repeatedly counts the (seventeen) steps of the wooden staircase to the upstairs practice room. Ellie soon realizes Dan isn’t just different; in many ways, his world is better, and he gives her a fresh perspective on her own life.
Women's Fiction [Berkley, On Sale: August 6, 2019, Hardcover / e-Book, ISBN: 9781984803788 / eISBN: 9781984803795]
From the New York Times bestselling author of Good Luck with That comes a new novel about a blue-blood grandmother and her black-sheep granddaughter who discover they are truly two sides of the same coin.
Emma London never thought she had anything in common with her grandmother Genevieve London. The regal old woman came from wealthy and bluest-blood New England stock, but that didn't protect her from life's cruelest blows: the disappearance of Genevieve's young son, followed by the premature death of her husband. But Genevieve rose from those ashes of grief and built a fashion empire that was respected the world over, even when it meant neglecting her other son.
When Emma's own mother died, her father abandoned her on his mother's doorstep. Genevieve took Emma in and reluctantly raised her--until Emma got pregnant her senior year of high school. Genevieve kicked her out with nothing but the clothes on her back...but Emma took with her the most important London possession: the strength not just to survive but to thrive. And indeed, Emma has built a wonderful life for herself and her teenage daughter, Riley.
So what is Emma to do when Genevieve does the one thing Emma never expected of her and, after not speaking to her for nearly two decades, calls and asks for help?
A provocative love story between a tough Kansas woman on
a crooked path to redemption and the unlikeliest of
champions, from the New York Times bestselling author
of All the Ugly and Wonderful Things
Zee is nobody's fairy tale princess. Almost six-foot, with a
redhead's temper and a shattered hip, she has a long list of
worries: never-ending bills, her beautiful, gullible sister,
her five-year-old nephew, her housebound mother, and her
Zee may not be a princess, but Gentry is an actual knight,
complete with sword, armor, and code of honor. Two years ago
the voices he hears called him to be Zee's champion. He's
barely spoken to her since, but he has kept watch, ready to
come to her aid.
When an abduction tears Zee's family apart, she turns to the
last person she ever imagined--Gentry--and sets in motion a
chain of events that will not only change both of their
lives, but bind them to one another forever.
Women's Fiction | New Adult [G.P. Putnam's Sons, On Sale: August 20, 2019, Hardcover / e-Book, ISBN: 9780525541844 / eISBN: 9780525541844]
A stunning debut for author Evie Dunmore and her Oxford
Rebels in which a fiercely independent vicar's daughter
takes on a powerful duke in a love story that threatens to
upend the British social order.
1879. Annabelle Archer, the brilliant but destitute
daughter of a country vicar, has earned herself a place
among the first cohort of female students at the renowned
University of Oxford. In return for her scholarship, she
must support the rising women's suffrage movement. Her
charge: recruit men of influence to champion their cause.
Her target: Sebastian Devereux, the cold and calculating
Duke of Montgomery who steers Britain's politics at the
Queen's command. Her challenge: not to give in to the
powerful attraction she can't deny for the man who opposes
everything she stands for.
Sebastian is appalled to
find a suffragist squad has infiltrated his ducal home, but
the real threat is his impossible feelings for green-eyed
beauty Annabelle. He is looking for a wife of equal standing
to secure the legacy he has worked so hard to rebuild, not
an outspoken commoner who could never be his duchess. But he
wouldn't be the greatest strategist of the Kingdom if he
couldn't claim this alluring bluestocking without the
promise of a ring…or could he?
Locked in a battle
with rising passion and a will matching her own, Annabelle
will learn just what it takes to topple a duke….
Romance Historical [Berkley, On Sale: September 3, 2019, Trade Size / e-Book, ISBN: 9781984805683 / eISBN: 9781984805690]
As WFAA-TV Literary contributor on ABC Channel 8 in the Dallas - Fort Worth area, Gwen Reyes presents books or other literary news each Wednesday on the 4 pm news cast and during the month on Good Morning Texas. Catch the video of the segments on our YouTube channel.