L.E. Sterling | 5 Reasons Why You Need a #SupernaturalBoyfriend This Spring
Spring is finally here which, according to some love pundits,
means
that along with sweet-smelling flowers, fresh, dewy love is just around the
corner. All that newly exposed fleshโฆ all those newly liberated hormones!
But if
youโre in the market for a new man this spring, this author highly
recommends
that you consider trading up and going for a supernatural boyfriend. Here is
a
roundup of the top 5 reasons the #SNB is the better man.
Youโll never be bored. Ever.
One of the biggest failings of any relationship is boredom. This is never a
problem with a #SNB. So what if you donโt have much in common? No one said
that
a vegetarian and the undead couldnโt get along! You may not be a drama
queen,
but the #SNB simply doesnโt have ordinary problems. Imagine lamenting to
your
friends over coffee about your new significant other and how he occasionally
sprouts fur โ and sometimes tears the heads off attackers in an effort to
save
the world and/or you. Theyโll be just as enthralled by the discussion as you
are.
Heโll get you out of a jam.
This is the boyfriend you want in your corner. He wonโt leave you to fend
for
yourself with used car salesmen, mean teachers or terrorists โ though of
course,
he knows you can (and if he doesnโt know it, think of all the fun youโll
have
arguing with him about it!). That lousy boss? Just wait until old
crankypants
gets a drop-in from #SNB. Has an enemy got you on the ropes? Donโt worry โ
#SNB
is going to send over some of his most trusted allies (many of whom are not
as
civilized as he and like to โeat with their handsโ) to โhave a little talk.โ
Your man will tear down the world to make sure youโre safe and happy because
โ
letโs face it, ladiesโ your #SNB is #SuperNaturallyIntoyou.
Heโs there to help you grow.
When youโre in a relationship with a #SNB, youโre not in an ordinary,
conventional relationship. Iโm not saying this is a bond that canโt lead to
marriage โ but I am saying youโd better get used to thinking about your life
in
vastly different (bigger) terms. This one will push you past what you
thought
were your limits. Dating a #SNB will be a bit like going to celebrity boot
camp:
by the time youโre lived through a couple of evenings the new clothes wonโt
feel
too tight or too sparkly, and youโll find youโre just as much at home
speaking
with your #SNBโs 500-year old rich vampire/shifter friends as you are with
your
dentist. They may even teach you Romanian and invite you to their castle for
a
holiday. Lucky you!
Hotness.
So what if your #SNB is a bit rough around the edges (and may drink blood,
eat
human flesh and/or burst into a fur suit)? Heโs 100% man, and heโs ripped to
boot. Every square inch of your #SNBโs taut, hard body has been designed by
a
very kindly cosmos. Your #SNB isnโt just gorgeous on the outside,
though. This man hides his potent sensitive side behind a wall of smoking
hot
unadulterated power that, letโs face it, you canโt even pretend not to swoon
over. And when he turns those all-powerful, ever-loving eyes on youโฆ
Other (more x-rated)โฆ things.
#SNBs are universally renowned for their unbelievable sexual chemistry. And
itโs
all yours. So once he turns those penetrating, mysterious, ever-loving eyes
to
you โ once he touches you with those surprisingly gentle fingers โ you know
you
can never go back. Your #SNB may have had a past, but now that youโve met
youโre
the center of his universeโฆand he wonโt let you forget it.
Sure, there are plenty of #RegularJoes who can rock a womanโs world. But if
youโre lucky enough to stumble upon a dirty time-travelling highlander or a
half-clothed vampire whoโs lost his memory, just remember, ladies: even if
heโs
covered in gore heโs undoubtedly worth a second look!
Giveaway
Tell me who would be your #SupernaturalBoyfriend in the comments below and
you
could be the winner of a $15 Amazon gift card!
L.E. Sterling had an early obsession with sci-fi, fantasy and romance to
which she remained faithful even through an M.A. in Creative Writing and a
PhD
in English Literature โ where she completed a thesis on magical
representation.
She is the author of two previous novels, the cult hit Y/A novel The
Originals
(under pen name L.E. Vollick), dubbed โthe Catcher in the Rye of a new
generationโ by one reviewer, and the urban fantasy Plutoโs Gate. Originally
hailing from Parry Sound, Ontario, L.E. spent most of her summers roaming
across
Canada in a van with her father, a hippie musician, her brothers and an
occasional stray mutt โ inspiring her writing career. She currently lives in
Toronto, Ontario.
Sometimes it's not who you are... It's what you are.
Welcome to Dominion City.
After the great Plague descended, the world population was
decimated...and
their genetics damaged beyond repair.
The Lasters wait hopelessly for their genes to self- destruct. The
Splicers
pay for expensive treatments that might prolong their life. The
plague-resistant True Borns are as mysterious as they are fearedโฆ
And then there's Lucy Fox and her identical twin sister, Margot. After
endless tests, no one wants to reveal what they are.
When Margot disappears, a desperate Lucy has no choice but to put her
faith
in the True Borns, including the charismatic leader, Nolan Storm, and the
beautiful but deadly Jared, who tempts her as much as he infuriates her.
As
Lucy and the True Borns set out to rescue her sister, they stumble upon a
vast
conspiracy stretching from Dominionโs street preachers to shady Russian
tycoons. But why target the Fox sisters?
Hmmm, not exactly sure, but I would say a shifter... so many great choices out there. (Colleen Conklin 12:48pm May 5, 2016)
That's an interesting question - I think I would prefer an angel. (Deb Philippon 7:30pm May 5, 2016)
A vampire. Spike is a favorite! (Janie McGaugh 11:28pm May 5, 2016)
I would prefer my Guardian Angel , that's always with me . (Joan Thrasher 11:15am May 6, 2016)
A werewolf. I love Joe Maganiello. (Tanja Dancy 10:57am May 7, 2016)
A Leprechaun. I think they would be strong, have a wicked sense of humour, and we could ride a rainbow to the end. (Leann Griffiths 8:46am May 8, 2016)
Oh I think mine would be a Black Dagger Brotherhood Vampire Warrior!!! (Bonnie Capuano 9:39am May 9, 2016)
I want a real boyfriend, not a supernatural one! (Joy Isley 5:14pm May 9, 2016)
My hubby, When he was ill , he was still able to do a little dance before going to bed . (Deb Pelletier 10:11pm May 9, 2016)
My supernatural boyfriend would be a combination of all the good things about all the guys I ever dated. (Jackie Wisherd 11:20pm May 9, 2016)
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