Ho-Ho Holiday Happiness To All

We had a Siberian Husky and I was having 25 people over for holiday dinner. I
put TWO big turkeys in the sink to thaw and we all went out to dinner. We left
the wood burning stove roaring with an awesome fire to keep the house nice and
toasty for when we got home. When we got home, my dog was lying in front of the
fire with BOTH raw turkeys eaten to the bone!!! I made a mad dash to the vet ER
to have his stomach pumped. At 3 AM we were finally on our way home. I had to
stop at the local Walmart to get more turkeys...only there weren't any! I had to
buy all the Cornish hens they had to feed the family. Cheers to a Griswald
Christmas!!