Port Calypso Daily News
As we reported last week in the Society pages, Dane Martin of the popular men's
dating advice website virile.com and author of soon to be released self-help
book, Coming On Strong, was seen in a compromising position with another
local celebrity, Holly Winters. Ms. Winters, whose popular blog girlnextdoor.com
gives relationship advice to women struggling to find commitment among the
monogamy-shy Virile sycophants, seems like the last woman Martin would dally
with as both bloggers' philosophies are in direct opposition with the other.
Winters' own self-help book, as yet untitled, is to be released next year.
Though neither would comment on the romantic nature of their relationship to
PC Daily, stating they were "just friends", they agreed to a joint column
this week answering reader questions from their unique perspectives. Each day,
we'll be posting a new question with the He said/She said response.
Port Calypso will certainly be watching these local experts as they navigate
their "friendship." We can't help but wonder if the Girl Next Door has tamed the
most Virile man alive...or is she just another notch on the bedpost?
Dear Mr. Virile and The Girl Next Door
My boyfriend goes camping every other weekend by himself. He
doesn't want me to come with him and encourages me to go out with my girlfriends
while he is away. Do you think he might be cheating?
Thank you,
Camp Widow
He Said: Without a doubt.
She said: It sounds to me like you have a boyfriend who knows the
importance of reflection and solitude. Instead of going out with your friends,
use the time to search your own heart and soul. And maybe offer a
compromise—every third camping weekend could be a couple's retreat.
He said: Are you joking? The dude is clearly banging someone else.
She said: Not necessarily. Without any other insight to their
relationship, it's entirely possible that he is an introvert who needs time
alone to recharge.
He said: He's a guy. If he can get tent sex from his girlfriend and turns
it down, he's getting tent sex from someone else.
She said: -_-
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