I Saw the Light

One dark night I accidentally dropped my keys in the dumpster along with the garbage. I didn't have a flashlight. Fortunately my neighbor showed up with a flashlight but even with his help it was a long, disgusting slog through the dumpster until I found the keys and could unlock my house and run into the shower.

That Valentine's Day, my sweetheart gave me a Dakkar Noir gift set with a big bottle of cologne and a sleek black flashlight.

"Awww," I said, "this is perfect."

"Yes," she said. "You can use that flashlight the next time you drop your keys in the dumpster."

"Damn. This IS perfect."