Don't Read the Magazines

We were newly married and I was reading an article about putting some spark into our intimate lives. The suggestions were made about wrapping oneself in saran wrap and greeting ones mate at the door. Being young and foolish, I decided to give it a try.

Well I greeted my husband who pushed by me yelling that he stunk and needed to get into the shower right away. Which he did since he was processing cow innards for dog food and had just finished working 12 hours. So older and wiser, I threw the saran wrap away got into my house work clothes and made him a good dinner and made sure he had clean sheets and clean clothes for the next day.

Those ideas might work if one's spouse has a white collar job but for someone married to a person who works with their hands and has an offensive smelly job, its better to save romantic things for another time.