
What, you've never dated a man with rotting flesh before?
FOUR WOMEN ARE ABOUT TO DIG UP THE TRUTH Tired of boyfriends who drain you dry? Sick of guys who stay
out all night howling at the moon? You can do better. Some
men want you not only for your body, but your brains.
Especially your brains. It's true! There are men out there who care, early-rising,
down-to-earth, indefatigable men who'll follow you for
miles. They'll take the time to surprise you, over and over.
One sniff of that perfume, and you'll have to use a shotgun
to fight them off. And then, once you get together, all they
want is to share a nice meal. And another. And another. Romeo and Juliet, eat your hearts out.
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