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Planet Nerak #2
Kensington
July 2009
On Sale: July 1, 2009
Featuring: Kia; Nick
320 pages
ISBN: 0758217684
EAN: 9780758217684
Paperback (reprint)
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Also by Karen Kelley:

Smoking Hot, June 2013
Paperback / e-Book
Where There's A Will, September 2012
Paperback / e-Book
Where There's Smoke, May 2012
Trade Size / e-Book
The Wolf Prince, November 2010
Paperback
The Falcon Prince, August 2010
Paperback
The Jaguar Prince, April 2010
Trade Size
Dating Outside Your DNA, December 2009
Paperback
The Bad Boys Guide To The Galaxy, August 2009
Mass Market Paperback (reprint)
Earth Guys Are Easy, July 2009
Paperback (reprint)
How To Seduce A Texan, June 2009
Paperback
Close Encounters Of The Sexy Kind, June 2009
Paperback
My Favorite Phantom, January 2009
Paperback
I'm Your Santa, October 2008
Paperback
Cosmic Sex, February 2008
Trade Size
I'm Your Santa, October 2007
Trade Size
The Morgue the Merrier, September 2007
Paperback
Double Dating with the Dead, September 2007
Trade Size
Close Encounters of the Sexy Kind, April 2007
Trade Size
Texas Bad Boys, September 2006
Trade Size
Hell on Wheels, June 2006
Paperback
Temperature's Rising, October 2005
Trade Size
Southern Comfort, May 2005
Paperback (reprint)
Southern Exposure, April 2005
Trade Size
Bad Boys With Expensive Toys, October 2004
Trade Size
Southern Comfort, August 2004
Trade Size

Excerpt of Earth Guys Are Easy by Karen Kelley

Nick started laughing. "Sam put you up to this, didn’t he?

What are you supposed to do? Call him up and tell him I fell for your alien story?" He strode behind the bar and into the kitchen and opened the fridge.

"I didn’t know Sam before tonight," Kia said.

He grabbed a beer and twisted the cap off and tossed it into the trash as he turned back around. "Okay, there for a minute I did start to wonder. You had me going with the disappearing lamp. How’d you do that?"

He raised the longneck to his lips. There was a light thump on the bottom and the beer disappeared. He was left with puckered lips but no bottle.

Okay, now that wasn’t funny. It’d been his last one. There was an unwritten law you didn’t mess with a man's last beer.

His eyes narrowed.

Sam had really outdone himself. This was no local magician. Nope, she was damn good—in more ways than one.

"I’m not sure when your things will return, but they will. This is a phazer. It’s not meant to harm, only to give someone time to get control of her emotions. On Nerak, where I’m from, we no longer have weapons that destroy."

"So why didn’t you use it on the biker in the bar?" Answer that one, babe!

"There were too many people around. It’s not wise that others know I’m from another planet."

He frowned. Good answer. But he still wasn’t buying that she was some sort of alien from another planet.

"Sorry, lady, you’ll have to give me more proof than a little black box."

"Your penis will also fall off in the morning because we had sex."

He grabbed his crotch, the color draining from his face. "You’re joking, right?"

She smiled. "My sisters say I don’t have a sense of humor. I think I have a very good one."

She sighed.

"Of course it won’t fall off. But don’t you find it strange that you refuse to believe my weapon is from another planet but yet you’ll accept that your penis will fall off?"

He frowned. "That’s not what I was thinking." He quickly moved his hands away from his crotch.

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