βYouβll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul!β Hannah Swensen turned toward the parlor doorway as she recognized her friend Claireβs distinctive voice. She could hear her laughing in the parsonage hallway, obviously delighted by the twist on the old adage, You canβt take it with you.
βClaire?β Hannah called out, but there was no answer. That was odd. Sheβd clearly heard Claire and that meant Claire and her new husband, Reverend Bob Knudson, must be back from visiting sick parishioners at Lake Eden Memorial Hospital.
βBob? Claire?β Hannah called out again, but no one appeared in the doorway. All was perfectly silent outside the cozy sitting room where Hannah had been visiting with Reverend Bobβs grandmother, Priscilla Knudson, and copying the octogenarianβs recipe for Red Devilβs Food Cake.
Hannah got up and walked to the window to see if she could spot Bobβs car. The scene outside could have been lifted straight from a Christmas card. The birch tree on the other side of the driveway was filled with winter birds enjoying the suet that Grandma Knudson hung from the branches. There were red birds, and blue birds, and green birds, and black birds with iridescent feathers that seemed to be perched on every branch. They reminded Hannah of gems suspended from a white gold filigreed pendant. Lake Eden, Minnesota, could be truly beautiful in the winter . . . cold, but beautiful. If the KCOW weatherman was correct, the mercury in Grandma Knudsonβs outside thermometer would shiver in the bulb at the bottom of the scale, poking its head up for only a brief period and then sinking down out of sight again.
Hannahβs gaze dropped to the driveway that ran along the width of the house and into the garage. There were no tire tracks in the freshly fallen snow. Had Bob and Claire parked in front of the parsonage for some reason?
Puzzled, Hannah crossed to the doorway and stepped out to peer down the hall. It was deserted. She was about to return to the parlor when Grandma Knudson emerged from the kitchen, carrying a tea tray with coffee and sample slices of what she called her best company cake.
βAre Claire and Bob back?β Hannah asked, quickly relieving Grandma Knudson of the heavy tray.
βNot yet. I asked Bob to call when they left the hospital so that I could put on a fresh pot of coffee.β
Hannah retraced her steps to the sitting room and set the tray down on the coffee table in front of the couch Grandma Knudson called a βdavenport.β It had been reupholstered last month by a member of the Holy Redeemer congregation who had chosen the material and the color. The forest green couch that had gone so well with the green and yellow striped wallpaper had been re-covered with bright pink velveteen in a hue that reminded Hannah of the contents in a Pepto-Bismol bottle.
βWould you pour, Hannah?β Grandma Knudson asked, as Hannah settled down on the pink davenport again. βI know young ladies like you prefer coffee mugs, but thereβs something so civilized about sipping coffee from bone china cups.β
Hannah reached for the silver coffeepot and carefully filled two cups. She set them on their matching saucers and was about to hand one to Grandma Knudson when she reconsidered. βI wonder if we might be better off having our coffee in the kitchen,β she suggested, glancing down at the generous slices of chocolate layer cake with fudgy frosting that her hostess had placed on matching bone china dessert plates.
βWhy is that, dear?β
βIβm worried that I might spill something on your pink davenport.β
βDonβt give it a second thought,β Grandma Knudson told her, reaching out to retrieve her cup and saucer. βEvery time I sit there, I hope Iβm going to spill something. Unfortunately, Donna Lempke Scotchguarded this darned thing after she recovered it. Every single stain Iβve managed to make just wipes off.β
βWell . . . thatβs good.β
βNo, itβs not. It means Iβm stuck with this pink monstrosity, and itβll probably outlive me!β
Hannah wasnβt sure exactly how to respond. Half of her wanted to laugh because Grandma Knudson hated the color of her davenport so much, she was actively trying to ruin it. But the other half of her wanted to cry because Grandma Knudson thought sheβd die before the couch could be reupholstered again. Since Hannah really didnβt know what to say, she picked up her dessert plate and took a bite of Grandma Knudsonβs Red Devilβs Food Cake.
βMmmm!β Hannah gave an involuntary exclamation of pure pleasure. The sweet, fudgy melt-in-your-mouth goodness of the frosting was tempered by the deep, dark chocolate of the cake.
βThank you, Hannah,β Grandma Knudson said with a smile. βIβm glad you like my cake. And Iβm very flattered that your mother is going to serve it at her book launch party. Now . . . what made you think Claire and Bob were back?β
βI was sure I heard Claireβs voice in the hall. And Iβm almost positive I heard her laugh.β
βJacob.β
βWhat?β
βYou didnβt hear Claire. You heard Jacob.β
βBut it was Claireβs voice. I recognized it.β
βJacob can imitate Claire. What did he say?β
βYouβll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul,β Hannah said, repeating the words sheβd heard.
βThen it was definitely Jacob. He was with Claire and Bob in the church office when they were trying to find something to put on the billboard sign for Sunday. Just wait until I tell them! Theyβll be so pleased he learned something new.β
Hannah knew there was some information she wasnβt getting. βWho is Jacob?β she asked, deciding to cut straight to the heart of the matter.
βHeβs Pete Nunkeβs mynah bird. Bob agreed to keep him while Pete recovers from back surgery.β
Hannah laughed. βWell, Jacob fooled me. I really thought he was Claire. Does he imitate you, too?β
βNot me. And not Bob either, at least not yet. He says two things he learned from Pete, though.β
βWhat are they?β Hannah took another forkful of cake. It was so delicious, she wanted to just put her head down and inhale it.
βThe first one is, Brrr, itβs cold out there! And I wonβt repeat the second one. It has something to do with the weather and someone digging a well, though.β
A possible phrase popped into Hannahβs head, but she wasnβt about to utter it in the parsonage. βHas Jacob learned anything else since heβs been here with you?β
βNo, and itβs not for lack of effort. Bob and Claire have been trying to teach him to say his name, but he doesnβt seem interested.β
The phone on the end table rang, and Hannah took another bite of her cake while Grandma Knudson answered it.
The cake layers had a slightly reddish tint and Hannah remembered that the recipe sheβd copied had called for a half- cup of cocoa powder. Cakes made with cocoa powder often took on a nice mahogany color. She reread what sheβd written on the recipe card that Grandma Knudson had given her and realized that the deep, dark flavor sheβd failed to identify initially must be from the strong coffee that complemented the chocolate. No wonder this cake was so good!
βThat was Bob,β Grandma Knudson told her, replacing the phone in its cradle. βTheyβre on their way home, and they said theyβre bringing a surprise for me.β
βAny idea what it could be?β
βCoffee ice cream, pickled herring, or ring bologna.β Grandma Knudson gave a little giggle that sounded as if it had come from the throat of someone one-fifth her age. βIβd better turn that coffee on. I have it all ready to go.β
In less time than it took Hannah to finish the rest of her cake, Grandma Knudson was back. βMaybe they arenβt bringing me something to eat. I was thinking that they might have picked up a tall, dark-haired stranger. Iβd really love it if they brought me a tall, dark-haired stranger!β
Hannah stared at Grandma Knudson in surprise. βYouβre thinking of dating again?β
βGood heavens, no! Itβs just that it would be fun to tell Pam Baxter that she was right. She was the one who told me Iβd meet a tall, dark-haired stranger.β
βOf course,β Hannah said, remembering that Pam was the teacher whoβd dressed up in a fortune-teller costume at the last Jordan High carnival.
βDid you have your fortune told, Hannah?β
βYes. Pam told me that I was going to come into money.β
βAnd you do every day at The Cookie Jar,β Grandma Knudson named Hannahβs bakery and coffee shop on Main Street. βPam was right in your case.β
βBut not in yours?β
βNo. My problem seems to be that there arenβt many strangers who come to Lake Eden and wind up at the parsonage. As a matter of fact, I canβt remember the last stranger who came to town and ended up here. There were more strangers when we had the hotel, but now . . .β
βWeβre back!β a voice called out, interrupting Grandma Knudsonβs recollections.
Hannah opened her mouth to call out a hello to Claire and Bob, but she reconsidered. Had she heard Claireβs voice, or was it Jacob whoβd imitated her again?
βItβs Claire,β Grandma Knudson said, responding to Hannahβs unspoken question. βJacobβs in his cage in the bedroom, and Claireβs voice came from the other end of the house.β
βHere we are,β Bob announced, stepping into the parlor with Claire. They made a perfect couple. Bobβs dark, wavy hair and sturdy body set off Claireβs blond, sylphlike beauty. βHi, Hannah.β
βHello, Bob. Hi, Claire.β Hannah couldnβt help noticing that they were holding hands. Not only that, they were both smiling, and they looked supremely happy. Of course smiling and looking supremely happy wasnβt all that unusual for newlyweds. Bob and Claire had married on New Yearβs Eve and this was only the first week in February.
βWhereβs my surprise?β Grandma Knudson demanded of her grandson. βHannah and I have been on pins and needles trying to guess what it is.β
βWhat was your guess?β Claire asked Hannah.
βI didnβt have the foggiest notion. Grandma Knudson did, though. She told me it was probably coffee ice cream, pickled herring, or ring bologna.β
βItβs not any of those,β Bob said with a laugh. βTry another guess, Grandma.β
βIf itβs not those, then it must be a tall, dark-haired stranger!β
βWhat?β Bob looked at her in surprise.
βDonβt look so shocked. Pam Baxter told me Iβd meet a tall, dark-haired stranger at the last school carnival and . . . Oh goodness gracious! There he is!β
βIt looks like Pam Baxter was right,β the stranger said, crossing the room to give Grandson Knudson a big hug.