
Even the president of The Lonely Hearts Club needs a prom date
I, Penny Lane Bloom, do solemnly swear to never
date another boy for as long as I shall live. All right,
maybe Iβll reconsider it in ten years or so when Iβm no
longer living in Parkview, Illinois, or attending McKinley
High School, but for now Iβm done with guys.
Theyβre all lying, cheating scum of the earth.Yes,
every last one of them. Pure evil.
Sure, there are some that seem nice, but the second
they get what they want, theyβll dump you and move onto
their next target.
So Iβm done.
No more dating.
The end.
Love is all you needβ¦or is it?
Penny is sick of boys and sick of dating, so she
vows: No more. Sheβs had one too many bad dates, and has
been hurt by one too many bad boys. Itβs a personal
choiceβ¦and soon everybody wants to know about it. It seems
that Pennyβs not the only girl whoβs tired of the way girls
change themselves (most of the time for the worse) in order
to get their guysβ¦or the way their guys donβt really care
about them.
Girls are soon thronging to The Lonely Hearts Club
(named after Sgt. Pepperβs band), and Penny finds herself
near legendary for her non-dating ways β which is too bad,
since the leader of The Lonely Hearts Club has found a
certain boy she canβt help but like...
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