
Best friends James Lessor and Skip Moore are still stuck in
dead-end jobs, still living in their ratty apartment in
Carol City, Florida, and still dreaming of hitting the big
time. It seems those dreams are finally within reach when
James lands a job to install a state-of-the-art security
system for Synco Systems. There's a huge commission - and
plenty of strings - attached. To collect on the cash, James will have to
provide "additional services" by assuming the role of
pretend boyfriend of Sarah Crumbly, an employee who's
having an affair with Sandler Conroy, Synco's married
president. When Sandler's wife offers James a tidy sum for the dirty
details about what's going on at Synco, James and Skip
resurrect their entrepreneurial dreams and go into the
business of being spies. The spymobile - their beloved, rattletrap of a boxtruck -
is on its last legs, and they'll have to spend a small
fortune on spy equipment, but there's no business like spy
business. In this spy game, James and Skip may be the ones who get
played - or worse.
Excerpt I ripped the cardboard from the first box,
finally making a
tear wide enough to pull out the second box. This was the
one with the printing on the side. But the envelope inside
was what caught my eye first. I yanked it out of the
box and shoved it in stuff to spy for
my shirt pocket. By now I was ready to put a match to all
the paper and cardboard and tape.
I looked up and James was staring at me. “Where did you get
the package, Skip?”
“Special D, James. No problem. Confidential to Skip
Moore.”
His eyes were wide, and he froze as I took the box knife to
the tape that sealed the box.
“Skip.”
“What? Can’t you just leave it alone?”
He leaned down, grabbing the box from my hand as my box
knife went flying. James started down the hall,
package under
his arm, running as fast as I’ve ever seen him run. I
struggled to my feet, charging after him, hitting my pace
and in seconds feeling winded and weak.
“James. Where are you —” Eden Callahan yelled as she jumped
back from her post, and Andy Wireman staggered on his ladder
as James ran by. Wireman held on as James hit the glass door
with his shoulder and plowed on through, racing into the
parking lot.
I got to the door as he heaved the box twenty feet in front
of him, fell to the ground, and buried his head under his
arms.
I stood in the doorway trying to catch my breath. The
burning in my lungs wasn’t going away anytime soon. My
roommate lay there for at least sixty seconds and I just
kept gasping for air, thinking I was probably going to throw
up.
I watched him pull himself to his feet, staggering as he
walked back to the building. As he got closer I could see
him sucking in oxygen. We were a real pair.
Finally he reached the door, and I pushed it open for him,
barely able to move the heavy metal and glass. James walked
in, leaning against the inside wall, eyes closed and his
hand over his heart. I knew exactly how he felt. Finally he
slid to the floor, slumping over, and breathing heavily.
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