Finding a backbone makes for a satisfying read...
It's like the "big break" fairy knocked and I wasn't home! But my roommate was -- he's up for a role on All My
Children. And Miss Bubbles, my adorable and absurdly
intelligent longhaired Persian, can now buy her own Fancy
Feast -- she's starring in a prestigious off-Broadway play,
opposite the man of my dreams. What's going on here? I mean,
hello, my name is Stella -- it means star! Clearly I'm the
one who's destined for divadom. I was just about to start
really going for it, too: no more wasting time with
good-for-nothing boyfriends, chocolate-martini hangovers and
Oprah marathons. Just success! That was before my cat
got her own dressing room and I landed the supporting role
of stage mom. You know, a lesser girl might have
contemplated hanging up her head shot. But not me. I'm determined to snag myself a lead role....
and while I'm at it, the leading man.
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