Anna and Felty are determined to camp with their
granddaughter Mary Anne. They have quite an adventure when
they try to sleep in a hammock.
Mary Anne nearly jumped out of her skin when Mammiβs voice
rang loud and clear through the darkness. βFelty, thereβs a
spider on my neck!β
Dawdiβs sleepy, muffled voice was a little harder to hear.
βHuh? What are you saying, Annie?β
Mammiβs voice got louder and more insistent. βCan you get
this spider off my neck?β
βI canβt see it,β Dawdi said.
βKill it!β Mammi squeaked.
βI canβt kill it. Spiders are very helpful in the garden.β
Dawdi always did have a heart for the animals.
βAch! Itβs crawling down my back. Help me, Felty. Help me.β
Mary Anne heard a thud and a thump and some general
struggling coming from the direction of the hammock. She
and Jethro glanced at each other before Jethro retrieved
his flashlight and they sprinted to the twin trees.
Mary Anne gasped as Jethro shined his light in the
direction of the hammock. Arms and legs stuck out in every
direction, flailing as if trying to find purchase on
anything solid. Somehow Mammi and Dawdi had managed to trap
themselves in their own bed, tangled beyond any knot Mary
Anne could begin to untie.
βHold on, Mammi and Dawdi,β Mary Anne said. βWeβre coming.β
βIβm stuck,β Mammi panted. βWeβre both stuck, and I think
Iβve lost one of my feet.β
βOuch! Thatβs my beard, Annie,β Dawdi said. His arm hung
from one of the holes in the netting, and he waved it
around as if he was paddling through the waterβprobably
hoping he could swim to the nearest tree and save both of
them.
βKill it, Felty!β
Both of Dawdiβs arms stuck out from either side of the
hammock. He wasnβt going to get a chance at that spider
unless he trapped it with his feet.
Sparky the dog, who had been asleep under the hammock, woke
up and started barking as soon as Jethro got within ten
feet. If Mammiβs squealing didnβt wake up the whole camp,
Sparkyβs barking would. Sparky was soon joined by Lilyβs
dog, Pilot, two tents over, who sounded more like a wolf
than a dog. Mandy and Noahβs Polish hound dog, Chester,
joined the chorus. Oneβor more likely bothβof Lilyβs twins
started crying. The sounds of Mammiβs squealing, babiesβ
crying, and the dogsβ barking echoed up through the trees
and into the night sky.
βCan you stop struggling?β Jethro said, running his hand
along the hammock, trying to find where theyβd gone wrong.
βIt looks like it twisted completely upside down and around
itself.β
βI did a flip when that spider landed on me,β Mammi said.
Mammi was spry, but surely she couldnβt have flipped the
hammock all the way over on itself. Mary Anne could
understand Mammiβs reaction, though. She didnβt like
spiders either. She wasnβt sure how high she would jump if
one landed on her.
Sarah Beachy emerged from her tent carrying a hissing
lantern. Her hair fell in a long braid down her back, and
she wore a black shawl around her shoulders. βJethro
Neuenschwander, what are you doing? Havenβt you stirred up
enough trouble for one day?β
βItβs not Jethroβs fault,β Mary Anne said, though why she
bothered to defend him was a mystery. She shone the
flashlight in the direction of the hammock. βMammi and
Dawdi got tangled all on their own.β
Sarah raised both eyebrows, as if annoyed but not surprised
that her grandparents were stuck in her hammock. βI told
you, Mammi,β she said, talking to the east side of the
hammock at the spot where Mammiβs head was most likely to
be. βPeople your age should be at home sleeping in a bed.
Youβre going to get sciatica or lumbago. Or arthritis.β
Dawdi sounded like he had a blanket lodged between his
teeth. βAnd probably shingles too.β
βNow, Felty,β Mammi scolded. βWeβve had the shot for
shingles. No need to worry about that.β
Noah came out of his tent quickly buttoning his shirt.
Chester followed, barking as if a herd of cats was sneaking
around, maybe crouched behind the surrounding trees. βWhat
happened?β Noah asked.
Jethro simultaneously tried to fend off Sparky and figure
out how to free Mammi and Dawdi. βTheyβre tangled in the
hammock, and I canβt quite see clear how to rescue them.β
βHelp us, Jethro,β Mammi called. Her face peeked out from
under one of the blankets and her bare foot stuck out from
the hammock not five inches from Jethroβs face. Mary Anne
shivered involuntarily. Mammiβs toes had to be freezing.
Noah ran his fingers along one side of the hammock while
Mammi and Dawdi struggled mightily inside their cocoon. βI
think weβre going to have to take the whole thing down,β he
said.
Jethro nodded. βDo you want to untie the knot or hold them
up?β
Noah thought about it for a second. βYouβre strong. Iβll
untie, and weβll both lower them to the ground.β
Jethro handed Mary Anne the flashlight. βAnna and Felty,
weβre going to have to take your hammock down. Noah is
going to untie one end, and weβll lower you to the ground.
Then we can get you out of there.β
βOkay,β Mammi said. βIf youβre sure you wonβt drop us.β
Jethro patted one of Mammiβs hands, which stuck out from
the hammock. βI wonβt let you fall, Anna. Youβre my
favorite grandmother-in-law.β
Mary Anne smiled to herself. Jethro had such a comforting
voice and a calming way about him. He could talk an angry
bear into trusting him. His untroubled manner had pulled
her through those first few weeks after the miscarriage. It
was only later that he seemed to quit caring how she felt
and started treating her with indifference instead of
fondness.
βBe careful, Jethro,β Mammi said. βIβve lost track of that
spider, and he might turn on you next.β
Noah nodded to Jethro and held the rope taut with one hand
while he untied it with his other. Jethro braced his back
and shoulder against the sagging hammock and gripped the
rope with both hands. Noah loosened the knot and held on
tight as Jethro slowly lowered his end of the hammock to
the ground. Mammi and Dawdi rolled out of the hammock like
marbles from a bag.
βAch du lieva,β Mammi said. βNow I know what a burrito
feels like. Iβm never eating one again, even though I have
a very gute recipe.β
Mary Anne had tasted Mammiβs burritos. She could only hope
Mammi would be true to her word and never pull out that
recipe again.