Freelance writer Jaine Austen thought working for a
knock-off reality show in the tropics would be paradise. But
when she and her kitty Prozac find themselves trapped
between a dimwitted leading man, catty contestants, and a
cold-blooded murderer, the splashy gig becomes one deadly
nightmare...
Jaine’s life has been a royal pain since she started penning
dialogue for Some Day My Prince Will Come—a cheesy
dating show that features bachelorettes competing for the
heart of Spencer Dalworth VII, a very distant heir to
the British throne. As if fending off golf ball-sized bugs
on a sweltering island wasn’t tough enough, Jaine must test
her patience against an irritable production crew and fierce
contestants who will do anything to get their prince...
But Jaine never expected murder to enter the script. When
one of the finalists dies in a freak accident, it’s clear
someone wanted the woman out of the race for good—and the
police won’t allow a soul off the island until they seize
the culprit. Terrified of existing another day without air
conditioning and eager to return home, Jaine is throwing
herself into the investigation. And she better pounce on
clues quickly—or there won’t be any survivors left...