One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer
On Sale: May 6, 2008
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Personal Training, Session One: Iâ€™m standing at the front
desk, waiting for the mythical â€śBarbieâ€ť to appear. While I
was sucking down water and aspirin earlier today, trying to
shed my hangover, I started thinking about how judgmental I
can be. I mean, why should I have instantly freaked out
when I heard someone named Barbie was going to be my
trainer? Sure, the name brings up images of gorgeous girls
with long blonde hair, shiny white teeth, deep tans, and
impossible-toachieve, completely enviable figures, but
maybe this Barbie is different.
Maybe Trainer Barbie is a dark, homely girl with an
overbite and she took up fitness to feel better about her
hump and her skin condition. Yes, thatâ€™s it. Barbie is all
hideous and disfigured and she will have a heart of gold
and because of this, sheâ€™ll be devoted to nothing but
making me lose weightâ€¦
I stand by the magazine rack and Iâ€™m about to pull out this
weekâ€™s In Touch when I hear my name being called. I turn
around and look for my gargoyle of a trainer.
But I donâ€™t see any monsters.
All I see is a gorgeous girl with long blonde hair, shiny
white teeth, a deep tan, and an impossible-to-achieve,
completely enviable figure standing there. â€śHey, are you
Jen?â€ť she asks. â€śIâ€™m Barbie!â€ť
Of course you are.
2 comments posted.
Re: Such a Pretty Fat
Oh, I can hardly wait to read this book. I need to laugh!
(Margie Whitten 6:09pm March 30, 2009)
I just read the excerpt of this book and I would love to win a signed copy of it. Thanks
(Lorraine Larose 7:36pm March 30, 2009)
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