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October Reads Worth Falling For

Danger, desire, second chances, and unexpected romanceβ€”discover this month’s Fresh Fiction Featured Books.

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A poisoned cousin, a five-year-old's life, and a family with too many secrets.


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Supernatural sparks fly
between a bookseller
& her hard-boiled ghost.


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If Her Highness thinks I’ll let another man claim her and my child, she’s lost her royal mind. Sophaya’s mine.


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She found a body. Then she started asking the wrong questions.


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He ghosted her ten years ago. Now she’s stuck with him for Christmas.


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She’s the lady everyone overlooks. He’s the prince who can’t look away.

Bitter is the New Black by Jen Lancaster

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Also by Jen Lancaster:

Welcome to the United States of Anxiety, October 2020
Trade Size / e-Book
By The Numbers, July 2016
Hardcover / e-Book
I Regret Nothing, June 2016
Trade Size
I Regret Nothing, May 2015
Hardcover / e-Book
The Tao Of Martha, June 2013
Hardcover / e-Book
Here I Go Again, January 2013
Hardcover / e-Book
Jeneration X, May 2012
Paperback / e-Book
If You Were Here, March 2012
Trade Size / e-Book (reprint)
If You Were Here, May 2011
Hardcover
My Fair Lazy, May 2010
Hardcover
Pretty in Plaid, May 2009
Hardcover
Such a Pretty Fat, May 2008
Paperback
Bright Lights, Big Ass, May 2007
Paperback
Bitter is the New Black, March 2006
Paperback

BITTER IS THE NEW BLACK
By: Jen Lancaster

Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass,Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office

NAL Trade
March 2006
On Sale: March 7, 2006
416 pages
ISBN: 0451217608
EAN: 9780451217608
Paperback
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Non-Fiction Memoir | Humor

Jen Lancaster was living the sweet life-until real life kicked her to the curb.

She had the perfect man, the perfect job-hell, she had the perfect life-and there was no reason to think it wouldn't last. Or maybe there was, but Jen Lancaster was too busy being manicured, pedicured, highlighted, and generally adored to notice.

This is the smart-mouthed, soul-searching story of a woman trying to figure out what happens next when she's gone from six figures to unemployment checks and she stops to reconsider some of the less-than-rosy attitudes and values she thought she'd never have to answer for when times were good.

Filled with caustic wit and unusual insight, it's a rollicking read as speedy and unpredictable as the trajectory of a burst balloon.