The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
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According to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of
Agnes Nutter, Witch (the world's only
completely accurate book of prophecies, written in
1655, before she exploded), the world will end on a
Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just before dinner.
So the armies of Good and Evil are amassing, Atlantis
is rising, frogs are falling, tempers are flaring.
Everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan.
Except a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demonâ€”both
of whom have lived amongst Earth's mortals since The
Beginning and have grown rather fond of the lifestyleâ€”are
not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture.
And someone seems to have misplaced the
Antichrist . . .
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