Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up
under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching
neck, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan
thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her.
Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an
eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some
doing, however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A
would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his
friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-
turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that
changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the
door ... and proceeds to rock Tommy's life — and afterlife —
in ways he never imagined possible.