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October Reads Worth Falling For

Danger, desire, second chances, and unexpected romanceβ€”discover this month’s Fresh Fiction Featured Books.

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A poisoned cousin, a five-year-old's life, and a family with too many secrets.


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Supernatural sparks fly
between a bookseller
& her hard-boiled ghost.


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If Her Highness thinks I’ll let another man claim her and my child, she’s lost her royal mind. Sophaya’s mine.


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She found a body. Then she started asking the wrong questions.


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He ghosted her ten years ago. Now she’s stuck with him for Christmas.


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She’s the lady everyone overlooks. He’s the prince who can’t look away.

You Suck by Christopher Moore

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Razzmatazz, May 2022
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Shakespeare for Squirrels, June 2021
Paperback / e-Book
Shakespeare For Squirrels, May 2020
Hardcover / e-Book
Noir, April 2018
Hardcover / e-Book
The Serpent of Venice, May 2014
Paperback / e-Book
Sacre Bleu, October 2012
Trade Size / e-Book (reprint)
Sacre Bleu, April 2012
Hardcover / e-Book
Bite Me: A Love Story, April 2010
Hardcover
Fool, February 2009
Hardcover
You Suck, January 2007
Hardcover
A Dirty Job, March 2006
Hardcover
Stupidest Angel, November 2004
Hardcover
Fluke, or I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings, June 2004
Trade Size (reprint)
Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, May 2004
Trade Size
Island of Sequined Love Nun, May 2004
Trade Size (reprint)
Practical Demonkeeping, May 2004
Trade Size (reprint)
Blood Sucking Fiends, May 2004
Trade Size (reprint)
Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, February 2003
Trade Size (reprint)
Coyote Blue, January 2001
Trade Size (reprint)

YOU SUCK
By: Christopher Moore

A Love Story

William Morrow
January 2007
On Sale: January 7, 2007
Featuring: Thomas Flood; Jody
336 pages
ISBN: 0060590297
EAN: 9780060590291
Hardcover
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Horror | Romance Contemporary | Humor

"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"

Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.

Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jodyβ€”the woman of his dreamsβ€”is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.

For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)

Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

Media Buzz

All Things Considered - June 16, 2007