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October Reads Worth Falling For

Danger, desire, second chances, and unexpected romanceβ€”discover this month’s Fresh Fiction Featured Books.

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A poisoned cousin, a five-year-old's life, and a family with too many secrets.


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Supernatural sparks fly
between a bookseller
& her hard-boiled ghost.


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If Her Highness thinks I’ll let another man claim her and my child, she’s lost her royal mind. Sophaya’s mine.


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She found a body. Then she started asking the wrong questions.


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He ghosted her ten years ago. Now she’s stuck with him for Christmas.


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She’s the lady everyone overlooks. He’s the prince who can’t look away.

A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore

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Also by Christopher Moore:

Anima Rising, May 2026
Trade Paperback
Anima Rising, May 2025
Hardcover / e-Book
Razzmatazz, March 2023
Paperback / e-Book
Razzmatazz, May 2022
Hardcover / e-Book
Shakespeare for Squirrels, June 2021
Paperback / e-Book
Shakespeare For Squirrels, May 2020
Hardcover / e-Book
Noir, April 2018
Hardcover / e-Book
The Serpent of Venice, May 2014
Paperback / e-Book
Sacre Bleu, October 2012
Trade Size / e-Book (reprint)
Sacre Bleu, April 2012
Hardcover / e-Book
Bite Me: A Love Story, April 2010
Hardcover
Fool, February 2009
Hardcover
You Suck, January 2007
Hardcover
A Dirty Job, March 2006
Hardcover
Stupidest Angel, November 2004
Hardcover
Fluke, or I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings, June 2004
Trade Size (reprint)
Island of Sequined Love Nun, May 2004
Trade Size (reprint)
Practical Demonkeeping, May 2004
Trade Size (reprint)
Blood Sucking Fiends, May 2004
Trade Size (reprint)
Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, May 2004
Trade Size
Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, February 2003
Trade Size (reprint)
Coyote Blue, January 2001
Trade Size (reprint)

A DIRTY JOB
By: Christopher Moore

"[Moore] is superb in this mock epic of death and love. Smart people will be enormously amused." Library Journal

William Morrow
March 2006
400 pages
ISBN: 0060590270
Hardcover
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Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy. A little hapless, somewhat neurotic, sort of a hypochondriac. He's what's known as a Beta Male: the kind of fellow who makes his way through life by being careful and constant -- you know, the one who's always there to pick up the pieces when the girl gets dumped by the bigger/taller/stronger Alpha Male.

But Charlie's been lucky. He owns a building in the heart of San Francisco, and runs a secondhand store with the help of a couple of loyal, if marginally insane, employees. He's married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. And she, Rachel, is about to have their first child.

Yes, Charlie's doing okay for a Beta. That is, until the day his daughter, Sophie, is born. Just as Charlie -- exhausted from the birth -- turns to go home, he sees a strange man in mint-green golf wear at Rachel's hospital bedside, a man who claims that no one should be able to see him. But see him Charlie does, and from here on out, things get really weird. . . .

People start dropping dead around him, giant ravens perch on his building, and it seems that everywhere he goes, a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets. Strange names start appearing on his nightstand notepad, and before he knows it, those people end up dead, too. Yup, it seems that Charlie Asher has been recruited for a new job, an unpleasant but utterly necessary one: Death. It's a dirty job. But hey, somebody's gotta do it.

Christopher Moore, the man whose Lamb served up Jesus' "missing years" (with the funny parts left in), and whose Fluke found the deep humor in whale researchers' lives, now shines his comic light on the undiscovered country we all eventually explore -- death and dying -- and the results are hilarious, heartwarming, and a hell of a lot of fun.

Media Buzz

Talk of the Nation - May 29, 2006
Talk of the Nation - March 21, 2006