Monday, 11 PM
Sweet, Texas
Spells: 2, Dead guys: 0
Cute guys I want to sleep with: 1
I know my purpose: To rid the world of evil, one bad guy at
a time. When I turned twenty I took the oath to protect,
and for the last five years I've kept that promise.
Currently, I've got a gig as a kind of one-witch secret
service to the British Prime Minister using a combination
of potions, spells, explosions, mind-reading, and general
butt-kicking skills, I've saved him from so many assassins
we've quit counting. Umm, did I mention explosions? Yeah,
well: we all have our talents, and mine's combustion. After
that little incident last month when those stupid warlocks
tried to sacrifice me, I decided I'm going to write
everything down. I'd eventually like to write down some
sexy bits. In particular, some sexy bits about Sweet,
Texas's finest, Dr. Sam: smart, funny, adorable, and pretty
much everything I'd want in a man-except he's a warlock.
Sorry, that's a big no-no in Bronwyn's book of dating
material. I might as well face it, witches don't do so
well in the boyfriend department. Somehow, men find me a
tad intimidating. I can't imagine why.
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