As a freelance writer and part-time/semi-professional private detective, Jaine Austen has found herself in some awkward, weird and life-threatening situations. However, none of those has prepared her for what she encounters when she agrees to write lyrics for an entrant in a teen beauty pageant.
Heather Van Sant is the quintessential beauty pageant mom, who will do anything to help her daughter Taylor win the crown of Miss Teen Queen America. Heather hires Jaine to write song lyrics for Taylor to perform in the talent competition. Though this type of writing is something new for Jaine, how hard can it be, especially when it comes with big bucks and free room and board at the pageant hotel? Oh, Jaine, you have no idea!
The hotel is a cheap dump, Jaine's room is the size of a closet, the moms are vicious backstabbers, and the uptight pageant director, Candace, is a strict dictator. When her faithful assistant Amy is found murdered in their office, Candace is convinced she was the intended victim, since Amy was wearing Candace's jacket. Heather becomes the main suspect, so Taylor begs Jaine to prove her mom's innocence. Of course, Jaine feels an obligation to investigate and discover the real killer, and it's not as if she hasn't done this kind of thing before.
In DEATH BY TIARA, Laura Levine again provides fans of this splendidly witty mystery series another comical romp. Not only is the whodunit deftly developed, but Jaine's hilariously self-deprecating, first-person narrative and her snooty cat Prozac's antics will keep readers thoroughly entertained. I know I certainly was, as I have been with every book in this series. I can't wait for the next amusing installment in Jaine Austen's topsy- turvy life!
Freelance writer Jaine Austen thought she knew what she
was getting herself into when she landed a gig working
behind the scenes at a teen beauty pageant. But between the
vicious stage moms, exacting judges, and trash-talking
teens, sheβs not sure sheβs the woman for the
jobβespecially when the catfights turn deadlyβ¦
Jaine has been hired by ΓΌber-pushy stage mom Heather Van
Sant to write lyrics for her daughter Taylorβs song in the
talent competition for the Miss Teen Queen America pageant.
Itβs different from anything Jaine has done before, but if
nothing else, sheβs looking forward to a free weekend in a
swanky hotel and a chance to see what really goes on
backstage at a beauty pageant. But the hotel is a dump, the
cattiness is out of control, and Candaceβthe perfectly-
coiffed, whip-cracking pageant directorβis making even
Jaineβs life miserable.
When Candaceβs assistant Amy is found bludgeoned to death
with a silver tiara, there are more suspects than sequins
on a pageant gownβand Heather is first on the list. Taylor
begs Jaine to help clear her momβs name, but the search for
the killer hits a dead end as Jaine quickly realizes that
finding the culprit is going to be trickier than walking
the stage in stilettosβ¦
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