The mushy sentiment, the lousy candies, and the pressure of
finding a date make February 14th a day that many wish
didn't exist. This pocketsized companion to Flirtology will
help lovelorn readers laugh their way through the most
brutal of holidays.
Learn which movies are best for a night alone (Love Stinks).
Identify signs that a date isn't going well ("HELP ME"
written in his mashed potatoes). Discover why having a date
can be worse than not (four words: better looking
ex-girlfriend).