The mushy sentiment, the lousy candies, and the pressure of finding a date make February 14th a day that many wish didn't exist. This pocketsized companion to Flirtology will help lovelorn readers laugh their way through the most brutal of holidays.
Learn which movies are best for a night alone (Love Stinks). Identify signs that a date isn't going well ("HELP ME" written in his mashed potatoes). Discover why having a date can be worse than not (four words: better looking ex-girlfriend).