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Rick Dockery was the third-string quarterback for the
Cleveland Browns. In the AFC Championship game against
Denver, to the surprise and dismay of virtually everyone,
Rick actually got into the game. With a 17-point lead and
just minutes to go, Rick provided what was arguably the
worst single performance in the history of the NFL.
Overnight, he became a national laughingstock and, of
course, was immediately cut by the Browns and shunned by all
other teams.
But all Rick knows is football, and he insists that his
agent, Arnie, find a team that needs him. Against enormous
odds Arnie finally locates just such a team and informs Rick
that, miraculously, he can in fact now be a starting
quarterback. Great, says Rickβfor which team?
The mighty Panthers of Parma, Italy.
Yes, Italians do play American football, to one degree or
another, and the Parma Panthers desperately want a former
NFL playerβany former NFL playerβat their helm. So Rick
reluctantly agrees to play for the Panthersβat least until a
better offer comes alongβand heads off to Italy. He knows
nothing about Parmaβnot even where it isβhas never been to
Europe, and doesnβt speak or understand a word of Italian.
To say that Italyβthe land of opera, fine wines, extremely
small cars, romance, and Football Americanoβholds a few
surprises for Rick Dockery would be something of an
understatement.
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