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Loyalty, April 2023
Hardcover / e-Book / audiobook
Most Wanted, December 2022
Mass Market Paperback / e-Book
What Happened to the Bennetts, December 2022
Mass Market Paperback / e-Book
Running from the Law, May 2022
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
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Trade Size / e-Book
What Happened to the Bennetts, April 2022
Hardcover / e-Book / audiobook
Eternal, February 2022
Trade Size / e-Book (reprint)
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Mass Market Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Final Appeal, November 2021
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
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Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Eternal, April 2021
Hardcover / e-Book
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Mass Market Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
The Vendetta Defense, December 2019
Paperback
Moment of Truth, December 2019
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Someone Knows, December 2019
Mass Market Paperback
Feared, August 2019
Trade Size / e-Book (reprint)
Damaged, August 2019
Mass Market Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Someone Knows, April 2019
Hardcover / e-Book
After Anna, March 2019
Trade Size / e-Book (reprint)
Every Fifteen Minutes, February 2019
Mass Market Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Corrupted, January 2019
Trade Size / e-Book (reprint)
Feared, August 2018
Hardcover / e-Book
Corrupted, August 2018
Mass Market Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
I See Life Through Ros?-Colored Glasses, July 2018
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Exposed, July 2018
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Keep Quiet, February 2018
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Exposed, August 2017
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Exposed, August 2017
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One Perfect Lie, April 2017
Hardcover / e-Book
One Perfect Lie, April 2017
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Most Wanted, March 2017
Trade Size
Don't Go, February 2017
Mass Market Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Accused, January 2017
Trade Size / e-Book (reprint)
I've Got Sand In All the Wrong Places, July 2016
Hardcover / e-Book
Most Wanted, April 2016
Hardcover / e-Book
Corrupted, November 2015
Hardcover / e-Book
Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?, July 2015
Hardcover / e-Book
Every Fifteen Minutes, April 2015
Hardcover / e-Book
Every Fifteen Minutes, April 2015
Trade Size / e-Book
Keep Quiet, March 2015
Paperback / e-Book
Betrayed, December 2014
Hardcover / e-Book
Accused, November 2014
Hardcover / e-Book
Keep Quiet, April 2014
Hardcover / e-Book
Don't Go, April 2013
Hardcover / e-Book
No Rest For The Dead, July 2012
Paperback / e-Book
Come Home, April 2012
Hardcover / e-Book
Save Me, February 2012
Trade Size / e-Book (reprint)
No Rest For The Dead, April 2011
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My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space, November 2010
Hardcover / e-Book
Think Twice, March 2010
Hardcover / e-Book
Look Again, February 2010
Paperback (reprint)
Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog, December 2009
Hardcover
Look Again, April 2009
Hardcover
Lady Killer, January 2009
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Lady Killer, February 2008
Hardcover / e-Book
Daddy's Girl, February 2008
Mass Market Paperback
Daddy's Girl, March 2007
Hardcover
Dirty Blonde, February 2007
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Dirty Blonde, March 2006
Hardcover
Killer Smile, July 2005
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Devil's Corner, June 2005
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The First Two Novels: Everywhere That Mary Went and Final Appeal, November 2004
Hardcover (reprint)
Dead Ringer, May 2004
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Courting Trouble, May 2003
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Naked Came the Phoenix, September 2002
Paperback
The Vendetta Defense, March 2002
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Moment of Truth, February 2001
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Mistaken Identity, January 2000
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Rough Justice, September 1998
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Legal Tender, September 1997
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Running from the Law, November 1996
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Final Appeal, November 1994
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Everywhere That Mary Went, November 1993
Paperback / e-Book

Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog
Lisa Scottoline

The Amazing Adventures Of An Ordinary Woman

St. Martin's Press
December 2009
On Sale: November 24, 2009
304 pages
ISBN: 0312587481
EAN: 9780312587482
Hardcover
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Humor | Self-Help

A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times bestselling author of Look Again

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline’s wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman’s perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, “I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there’s only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I’m Italian.” The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.
In this collection, you’ll laugh about:
• Being caught braless in the emergency room
• Betty and Veronica’s Life Lessons for Girls
• A man’s most important body part
• Interrupting as an art form
• A religion men and women can worship
• Real estate ads as porn
• Spanx are public enemy number one
• And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!

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