"A scrumptious romance with sizzle, substance, and fabulous characters"
Reviewed by Monique Daoust
Posted July 24, 2018
Nurse Ellie McDonald had just been blamed for a mistake that
was not her fault, she said nothing, and feels bad about it;
she didn't used to be so cautious. She decides to try
exposure therapy: she wants to learn how to accept
rejection, she needs to relearn how to assert herself. Her
sister Rachel suggests asking one of the ballplayers
attending the family barbecue on a date -- their cousin
Connor plays on the team -- and Rachel points more
specifically to Jake Armstrong. Jake, the Indianapolis
Bobcat shortstop, on whom Ellie has a secret crush. Jake is
a player, and for her therapy to work, he must refuse her,
which should be easy enough: Ellie will ask him to take her
on an old-fashioned date: no kissing, no sex. There wasn't
really any kissing or sex, but things got totally out of
hand in a way neither could have imagined!
Kathy Lyons can do no wrong this year! SLIDING HOME follows
the fabulous HITTING
IT, and shows Ms. Lyons again at the top of her form.
SLIDING HOME is as captivating a romance as you will ever
read. The conflicts never felt manufactured, and the story
progresses so smoothly that I started reading and never
stopped. Ellie and Jake are just such engaging characters, I
couldn't help but cheer them on, and best of all, their
relationship evolves organically. Jake comes from a family
of firefighters and alcoholics, and the influence it has on
his life and career is riveting. In spite of a few darker
moments, SLIDING HOME is a sunny, summery romance: I read in
color, and this was all blue and yellow; bright, lively, and
Ellie and Jake are superb characters, multidimensional;
it's impossible not to like them, and not to relate to
them. Jake's obsession with statistics is quite funny, and
when it comes to Ellie, he's always wrong. Both Ellie and
Jake experience much growth, in various ways, individually
and together, as they go through a few challenging
situations, which are handled masterfully. The chemistry
between Ellie and Jake is palpable from their first meeting,
you feel the atmosphere shifting when they're in each
other's presence, and the sex scenes are positively
incandescent, naughty, playful, and highly imaginative --
and I skimmed none of them!
Kathy Lyons' writing is unbelievably gorgeous,
sophisticated and stylish, modern yet unpretentious, witty,
and so smooth; and the dialogues feel so authentic, as if
one were eavesdropping. SLIDING HOME is a fantastic romance
with substance and depth, well balanced in every way, and so
smooth and flawless that you simply sit back and enjoy the ride!
Shy and reserved, good girl Ellie McDonald is determined to
break out of her shellâ€“and her relationship rut. First order
of business, woman up and finally ask her longtime secret
crush, Jake Armstrong on an old-fashioned date. She's not at
all his typeâ€“which is great. Once Jake turns her down she
can finally move on. Except he says yes...
MVP short-stop Jake Armstrong has tried to keep his bad boy
nature under wraps. But there's nothing he likes more than
tempting sweet Ellie to the dark side. No one need know.
But when the hotel catches fire and their rescueâ€“while
nearly nakedâ€“is caught on camera, the two have a PR problem.
Jake's solution is a fake relationship, just for the season.
Only for Ellie, there's nothing fake about itâ€¦
Excerpt"God, just say no already. Then I can get back to my regular
This was getting curiouser and curiouser. "Are you asking me
to say no, or asking me out on a date?"
Now she was even more uptight. "I know I'm not your usual type."
True that. She was the complete opposite of the bold, fast
fuck I usually enjoyed.
"And with my rules, I'm nothing like the kind of girls you
The guys snorted at that, and now I was the one feeling
indignant. "I've gone on normal dates before." Just not
since the AAs.
"I'll even help you out," she said. "Pick an answer:
A--Connor would kick your ass if you dared get me alone for
an intimate dinner."
I snorted. "Connor could try."
"How about B then? You've got to train or have an early
"Nah. Just the game, but we should be done by six."
"Okay then, what about C? You've got an appointment with a
different lovely lady."
"Just how many ways have you imagined me rejecting you?"
Her eyes narrowed but her cheeks pinked. I could tell she'd
run through this scenario hundreds of times in her head.
"Okay, then there's D. You're just not into me."
That wasn't true. I'd been into her from the moment she'd
walked into the backyard carrying a fruit salad. She'd
hugged her mother and kissed her father's cheek while her
freckles fought with her dimples for most adorable feature
on her face. There'd been absolutely nothing sexual about
her, just an overall sweetness, and I had been hit by a wave
a lust that nearly ripped through my jeans.
The thing is, she was exactly my type, which is why I didn't
date girls like her. Sweet, wholesome girls usually started
asking about meeting my crappy family by date three, and I
just wasn't going thereâ€”with anyone. It was much better to
have my fun with someone who didn't count on a morning after.
The problem was that Ellie clearly expected me to let her
down, and I just wasn't that kind of guy. There was some
stupid genetic thing going on in my firefighter family that
made us all want to be heroes. We did our best to save the
day in the worst way...which meant I had a nearly
pathological desire to make good girls happy. I could no
more turn Ellie down than I could let her burn to death in a
fire. And that's why I usually avoided good girls. And why I
shouldn't have come to this family barbeque, even though the
entire team was here.
"Then we're down to E. You've been struck dumb with shock."
Not shock. I was just trying to strangle my better nature.
But it wouldn't be silenced and suddenly, I was answering
her in the worst possible way.
"Seven," I rasped.
She looked startled. "What?"
"Seven. As in, I'll pick you up tomorrow at seven."
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