Micki Jordan, publicist to the brightest stars in the
sports world, is pleased to announce the end of her tomboy
ways, effective immediately. While she will still be able
to discuss the finer points of the two-man defense, Micki
has transformed herself into one hot number, and she will
no longer be known as "just one of the guys."
To that end, Micki is now holding tryouts for the position
of new man in her life. Current leading contender Damian
Fuller is a professional ballplayer and a major-league
playboy. Those who would like to go head-to-head with the
wildest player in the league for a chance at winning
Micki's heart should apply in person . . .