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MURDER HAS NINE LIVES

Murder Has Nine Lives, July 2016
Jaine Austen Mystery #14
by Laura Levine

Kensington
Featuring: Jaine Austen
304 pages
ISBN: 0758285094
EAN: 9780758285096
Kindle: B0165HUV96
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"A cat food commercial leads Jaine Austen to a killer"

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MURDER HAS NINE LIVES
Laura Levine

Reviewed by Clare O'Beara
Posted October 18, 2016

Mystery Amateur Sleuth | Mystery Woman Sleuth | Mystery Cozy

Jaine Austen is taking her cat to the vet. I'm not entirely keen on naming a cat Prozac, but this may be a misnomer as blood is likely to be drawn from the long-suffering veterinarian. Prozac is not cooperative. MURDER HAS NINE LIVES clearly references cats, but the lively Jaine Austen Mystery series - this is the fourteenth, my first - is not overall cat-themed. Jaine is a writer, who lives in Santa Monica and scrapes a living writing copy for commercials.

An agent looking for a cat to star in a commercial for cat food spots the pretty Prozac, and the cat chow wins over the kitty. This starts a whole new chapter in Jaine's life as she gets more involved with cameras and sets than usual. Well, it beats her other line of work, promoting bathroom furniture. All does not go smoothly in a LA studio, where every receptionist is a frustrated screen writer and pets are expected to be pro actors. But who would have expected a death by poisoning? Surely that's a dramatic step too far.

A separate track is followed by a string of e-mail messages sent from Jaine's parents who are planning a Hawaiian vacation and playing Scrabble. As I did not know these characters I didn't find these messages a good way to meet them; if you have been following the series to date you may have them in your mind's eye. Back in the studio, we learn the tricks of the advert food stylist's trade, from spraying deodorant on carrots to make them shiny to undercooking a plump chicken and colouring the skin to make it look done. These foods should have a Do Not Eat sign on them.

I find it a nice touch that poor Prozac, rejected by fame, goes into a depression, showing us that animals have emotions and moods just like humans. But Jaine, who does care for her furry pal, is busy trying to solve the murder before the police settle guilt on her; and her suspicions rest on everyone from the agent to members of the filming team. Also, Jaine's human friend Lance has got his dog Mamie accepted for a commercial and can't resist crowing about it. To my mind, Jaine has too many episodes of eating doughnuts and egg rolls, but then she might be following Prozac's example.

MURDER HAS NINE LIVES contains plenty of fun and games, with Laura Levine taking a wry look at wannabe stardom and dishing the dirt for us readers. Amateur sleuth fans, enjoy!

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SUMMARY

The future is looking bright for freelance writer Jaine Austen. She's signed up for a new job, she's looking forward to a tropical vacation, and her cat Prozac is slated to star in a major commercial. But when the claws come out behind the scenes, Jaine worries that murder might be the only thing to meow about… A writer's life is far from glamorous. Still, Jaine's new gig to write an ad campaign for Toiletmasters' new line of self-flushing toilets comes with a few perks--including a date with the president's dreamy nephew. And with a much-needed trip to Maui on the horizon, it seems life couldn't get any better needed trip to Maui on the horizon, it seems life couldn't get any better--until her cat Prozac is tapped to star in a Skinny Kitty commercial. But Jaine never would have guessed the world of cat food could be quite so catty… Jaine is nervous that Prozac won't be able to take direction, but the finicky furball ditches her diva behavior for the camera, eating and napping on cue like a seasoned pro. But just as Jaine begins dreaming of fame and fortune, Skinny Kitty's inventor drops dead on the set. Everyone is a suspect--including Jaine. And she'll have to get her paws on the truth before the killer takes a swipe at another victim…

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BOOK SERIES

Jaine Austen

This Pen for Hire
THIS PEN FOR HIRE
#1.0 β€’ June 2003
Shoes to Die for
SHOES TO DIE FOR
#4.0 β€’ May 2006
The PMS Murder
THE PMS MURDER
#5.0 β€’ June 2006
Death by Pantyhose
DEATH BY PANTYHOSE
#6.0 β€’ June 2007
Candy Cane Murder
CANDY CANE MURDER
#6.5 β€’ October 2007
Killing Bridezilla
KILLING BRIDEZILLA
#7.0 β€’ June 2008
Death of a Trophy Wife
DEATH OF A TROPHY WIFE
#9.0 β€’ May 2010
Pampered To Death
PAMPERED TO DEATH
#10.0 β€’ August 2011
Death of a Neighborhood Witch
DEATH OF A NEIGHBORHOOD WITCH
#11.0 β€’ September 2012
Killing Cupid
KILLING CUPID
#12.0 β€’ January 2014
Death by Tiara
DEATH BY TIARA
#13.0 β€’ July 2015
Murder Has Nine Lives
MURDER HAS NINE LIVES
#14.0 β€’ July 2016
Death of a Bachelorette
DEATH OF A BACHELORETTE
#15.0 β€’ July 2017
Death of a Gigolo
DEATH OF A GIGOLO
#17.0 β€’ October 2019
Murder Gets a Makeover
MURDER GETS A MAKEOVER
#18.0 β€’ October 2021
Death by Smoothie
DEATH BY SMOOTHIE
#19.0 β€’ December 2022

 

 

 

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