When Navy Seal Zachary "Pretty Boy" Floyd discovers the woman he had a fling with in Afghanistan six years ago died, leaving behind a son he never knew, Zach takes him. As punishment for sneaking the kid into the United States, Zach has just been assigned to teach the new WEALS program, the female version of the SEALs. As if having a son, Samir, a.k.a. Sammy the Snot, who hates him and has run off every babysitter imaginable isn't bad enough, now he has to put up with a bunch of whiny women. Things start looking up though, when one of those whiny women turns out to be the hot eleventh century Norsewoman he hasn't been able to forget, even though she rebuffed him.
Britta escaped her evil father, a nunnery and the eleventh century, only to land smack dab in the middle of the WEALS program Zach-hairy is teaching. When Zach tells her he wished for her one night so she could babysit for Sammy, she's outraged. That doesn't stop her from falling for Sammy anyway. If only she could stop herself from falling for Sammy's dad now, especially when he offers to give her the multiple orgy-as-hims she's heard so much about. That may just be incentive enough for her to get DOWN AND DIRTY with Zach after all.
This is my first Sandra Hill book and I loved it. Right from the opening chapter with Sammy the Snot and his smart mouth, I couldn't get enough of DOWN AND DIRTY. It was electrifying, fast paced and entertaining throughout. Britta will have you cheering as she tries to make her way through the twenty-first century and understand what things likes orgasms are. Zach will have you panting but, really, it's Sammy the Snot who steals the show and your heart. The time travel aspect wasn't too prevalent, but the humor is rampant and will keep you in stitches for hours. If the other books in this series are anything like DOWN AND DIRTY, I can't wait to hit the bookstore so I can pick them all up.
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