Sisters Bernie and Libby Simmons run a catering business
in their upstate New York town, and they’re ready and
willing to handle any wedding—even one where the bride and
groom have tails . . .
Susie Katz is known as the crazy cat lady of Longely, New
York, and goes out of her way to earn the title, right down
to her cat T-shirts and porcelain Hello Kitties. She’s a
fanatic for anything feline. Humans, not so much.
So when she decides to put up a tent on her property and
hold an extravagant wedding ceremony for her two Russian
blues, she makes sure to include a few two-legged
guests—primarily to raise some hackles. All her favorite
enemies will be there: her bird-loving neighbor, a rival cat
breeder, a local animal rights activist, and the niece and
nephew who stand to inherit her considerable fortune . . .
if she doesn’t spend it all on cat tchotchkes first. Susie
can’t wait for them all to watch as Boris and Natasha slink
up the aisle in their very expensive diamond-studded
collars, before everyone starts digging in to the poached
salmon and caviar provided for the occasion by Bernie and Libby.
But chaos erupts when a wedding gift is unwrapped and a
mischief of mice jump out of the box—followed by the
disappearance of all the pampered partygoers. Just a few
hours later, Susie is stabbed in the back while searching
for her missing kitties near the now-empty tent—and it’s up
to the Simmons sisters to sniff out the killer . . .
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