HIS MISSION: Find Pants. Lose Belly. Win Girl. Save
World.
What Could Go Wrong?
The God of Wine has been partying for over ten thousand
years, and New Year's Eve, when humans around the world
succumb to his naturally occurring spike in powers, is his
biggest night. Only this year, a plague is sweeping the
immortal community, and he's turning downright evil (dear
gods, what language!). All those New Year's bashes will turn
into bloodbaths if he doesn't stop the transformation.
Sadly, the only known cure is finding a mate. Not so easy
for a rude, beer-bellied mess who's definitely not husband
material.
But can a little gym-time and help from the pros at
Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. turn him into a divine
sex-machine the ladies will want? Or will it take something
more?
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