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Dirty Jokes and Beer
Drew Carey
Stories of the Unrefined
Hyperion
September 1998
272 pages ISBN: 078688939X Paperback (reprint)
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We all know Drew Carey from The Drew Carey Show and
his award-winning stand-up career, but do we really know
Drew Carey, the person? Bawdy and irreverent, Dirty Jokes
and Beer shows the many sides to this misunderstood
Hollywood star: The Health Conscious Drew: They say
that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer,
healthier life. Oh well...Watch for my next book, "How I
Died While Jogging." Drew the Lover: I read the
Forum letters in Penthouse thinking that I could learn from
them. I remember thinking sometimes when I was having sex,
"Let's see now. How did 'Surprised in Cincinnati' do
it?"...If a Playboy Playmate said in her questionnaire that
she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buy some
tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big
muscles and hairy chests, I would cry. And Drew's
formula that took him from lonely teenager to successful
megastar: Avoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear.
Don't expect sex on the first date, and never pay more than
twenty dollars for a lap dance. Dirty Jokes and
Beer features all this, plus a section that Drew calls
kind of a Drew Carey in the Fourth Dimension [but] still
close enough to the real Drew to scare me.
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