If I hadn’t seen it for myself, I’d swear it couldn’t be
true: my brother, Christian, living in a trailer park in
some backwater town, working at a karaoke bar. We’re talking
about Christian, the cultured, the refined, the snobby—the
guy who’d probably sniff the plasma packets and send ‘em
back in a huff if the blood type wasn’t the right vintage.
But after centuries of living in the undead fastlane, he’s
made up his mind that this is exactly where he needs to
spend the rest of eternity, atoning for his many, many,
sins. It’s a self-imposed purgatory complete with lawn
ornaments and blaring country music.
But sometimes things just don’t work out like you think they
will. Sometimes your hell can turn into your heaven. And
thanks to Christian’s chatty neighbor and boss, Jolee,
things seem to be getting a whole lot nicer in Shady Fork
Mobile Estates. Not that either of them has the first idea
how to have a normal relationship—we are talking about a
woman’s who’s only dated dead-beats, and a guy who’s only
dated the dead. Nobody’s perfect.
Still, it’s a start for Mr. Rebel Vamp Without a Cause. And
fortunately he still has me, Rhys Young, and our younger
brother, Sebastian, to help him. We plan to show Christian
that eveyone deserves a second chance, and winning his
beer-slinging, country-singing beauty is a great beginning.
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