There?s Nothing Uglier Than A Vampire Singing ?Feelings?
Featuring: Christian; Jolee
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Fantasy | Romance Contemporary
If I hadnâ€™t seen it for myself, Iâ€™d swear it couldnâ€™t be
true: my brother, Christian, living in a trailer park in
some backwater town, working at a karaoke bar. Weâ€™re talking
about Christian, the cultured, the refined, the snobbyâ€”the
guy whoâ€™d probably sniff the plasma packets and send â€˜em
back in a huff if the blood type wasnâ€™t the right vintage.
But after centuries of living in the undead fastlane, heâ€™s
made up his mind that this is exactly where he needs to
spend the rest of eternity, atoning for his many, many,
sins. Itâ€™s a self-imposed purgatory complete with lawn
ornaments and blaring country music.
But sometimes things just donâ€™t work out like you think they
will. Sometimes your hell can turn into your heaven. And
thanks to Christianâ€™s chatty neighbor and boss, Jolee,
things seem to be getting a whole lot nicer in Shady Fork
Mobile Estates. Not that either of them has the first idea
how to have a normal relationshipâ€”we are talking about a
womanâ€™s whoâ€™s only dated dead-beats, and a guy whoâ€™s only
dated the dead. Nobodyâ€™s perfect.
Still, itâ€™s a start for Mr. Rebel Vamp Without a Cause. And
fortunately he still has me, Rhys Young, and our younger
brother, Sebastian, to help him. We plan to show Christian
that eveyone deserves a second chance, and winning his
beer-slinging, country-singing beauty is a great beginning.
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