Everything Is Perfect When You're A Liar
On Sale: April 2, 2013
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Humor | Non-Fiction Memoir
The funniestâ€”and hottestâ€”mom on Twitter plunges you headlong
into her life in her hilarious memoir, Everything Is
Perfect When Youâ€™re a Liar. With her trademark blend of
biting wit and self-deprecation, this side-splitting book of
essays will make you laugh, cry, and then laugh some more.
Sharing her life story in Everything Is Perfect When
Youâ€™re A Liar, the straight-talking and riotously funny
blogger Oxford opens up about her childhood, motherhood, and
life with that zany, skewed perspective that make her the
toast of the social media world. Is Kelly the next David
Sedaris? The next Chelsea Handler? The next Sloane Crosley?
Noâ€”they were the last Kelly Oxfordâ€¦
Kelly Oxford is . . .
A wunderkind producer of pirated
stage productions for six-year-olds
Not the queen of
An underage schnitzel-house
The kid who stood up to a bully and almost
passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
Capable of willing her eyesight to be
That girl who peed her pants in the gas station
that one time
Totally an expert on strep
Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her
A certified therapy assistant
who heals with Metallica mixtapes
"Not fat enough to
be super snuggly." â€”Bea, age four
Not above using
raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding
"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that."
Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a
A terrible liar
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