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EVERYTHING IS PERFECT WHEN YOU'RE A LIAR
By: Kelly Oxford
It Books
April 2013
On Sale: April 2, 2013
336 pages
ISBN: 0062102222
EAN: 9780062102225
Kindle: B007HBLNII
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Humor | Non-Fiction Memoir
The funniestβand hottestβmom on Twitter plunges you headlong into her life in her hilarious memoir, Everything Is Perfect When Youβre a Liar. With her trademark blend of biting wit and self-deprecation, this side-splitting book of essays will make you laugh, cry, and then laugh some more. Sharing her life story in Everything Is Perfect When Youβre A Liar, the straight-talking and riotously funny blogger Oxford opens up about her childhood, motherhood, and life with that zany, skewed perspective that make her the toast of the social media world. Is Kelly the next David Sedaris? The next Chelsea Handler? The next Sloane Crosley? Noβthey were the last Kelly Oxfordβ¦ Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." βBea, age four Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." βRoger Ebert Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon A terrible liar
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