Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenbergβs wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying βyesβ to everythingβand everyoneβand how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment.
Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: she spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day sheβd put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate. When she met a guy who didnβt fall for the emotionally cavalier facade sheβd constructed (a guy who wanted marriage and monogamy), she knew it was time to reevaluate.
From her first kiss to saying βI do,β Screw Everyone is an honest, hilarious chronicle of how one woman discovered herself, conquered her fears, and even found the βreal thingββone promiscuous encounter at a time.
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