Tyrone βDa Beastβ Grantham, the famously volatile NFL superstar linebacker, has just been suspended for βconduct detrimental to the integrity of and public confidence in the league.β When Tyrone and his entourage decide to spend his season in exile in bucolic Dorset---much to the dismay of his early-to-bed, ultra-white neighbors---Des is put on the spot. And when Tyroneβs eighteen-year-old sister-in- law, Kinitra, washes up on Mitchβs beach one morning, bloodied and barely alive, Des is on the case. Especially when it turns out that Kinitra is eight weeks pregnant. Good thing thereβs nothing else serious going on in our heroesβ lives right now. Like, say, Mitchβs parents arriving from Florida at long last to meet the new woman of color in their nice Jewish boyβs life.
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