Tyrone “Da Beast” Grantham, the famously volatile NFL
superstar linebacker, has just been suspended for “conduct
detrimental to the integrity of and public confidence in
the league.” When Tyrone and his entourage decide to spend
his season in exile in bucolic Dorset---much to the dismay
of his early-to-bed, ultra-white neighbors---Des is put on
the spot. And when Tyrone’s eighteen-year-old sister-in-
law, Kinitra, washes up on Mitch’s beach one morning,
bloodied and barely alive, Des is on the case. Especially
when it turns out that Kinitra is eight weeks pregnant.
Good thing there’s nothing else serious going on in our
heroes’ lives right now. Like, say, Mitch’s parents
arriving from Florida at long last to meet the new woman
of color in their nice Jewish boy’s life.
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