On Sale: December 28, 2010
Featuring: Joy Randall
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Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters: Location,
location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in
places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland.
Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a
bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome,
annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with
long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No
matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally"
acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your
vampire kiss it to make it better. Play it cool. Don't
offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-
show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your
heart! Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing
to laugh about.
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