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Fresh Fiction for August Is Here

Cowboys, castles, and shiftersβ€”this month has it all.

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Hotter than a Tuscan summer.


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Some promises cost you the one you love.


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Only she can pull him back from the darkness.


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One golden retriever knows this is love.


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Trust is the fiercest transformation of all.


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From Himalayan stargazing to the London Blitzβ€”one love endures.

Why Do Men Have Nipples? by Billy Goldberg

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Also by Billy Goldberg:

Let's Play Doctor, December 2008
Paperback
Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?, August 2006
Trade Size
Why Do Men Have Nipples?, July 2005
Trade Size (reprint)

Also by Mark Leyner:

Last Orgy of the Divine Hermit, January 2021
Hardcover / e-Book
Let's Play Doctor, December 2008
Paperback
Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?, August 2006
Trade Size
Why Do Men Have Nipples?, July 2005
Trade Size (reprint)

WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?
By: Billy Goldberg, Mark Leyner

Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.

Three Rivers Press
July 2005
224 pages
ISBN: 1400082315
Trade Size (reprint)
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Is There a Doctor in the House?

Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

β€’How do people in wheelchairs have sex?

β€’Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?

β€’Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?

β€’Why does asparagus make my pee smell?

β€’Why do old people grow hair on their ears?

β€’Is the old adage β€œbeer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true?

. . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.

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