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BEING DEAD IS NO EXCUSE
By: Gayden Metcalfe, Charlotte Hays, Gayden Metcalfe and Charlotte Hays

The Official Southern Ladies Guide To Hosting The Perfect Funeral

Miramax
March 2005
On Sale: March 16, 2005
272 pages
ISBN: 1401359345
EAN: 9781401359348
Hardcover
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In this dishy collection of Southern humor and recipes, inveterate hostess and Southern belle Gayden Metcalfe explains everything one needs to know to throw a proper Southern funeral.