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Waiter Rant, August 2008
Hardcover

WAITER RANT
By: The Waiter

Thanks for the Tip--Confessions of a Cynical Waiter

Ecco
August 2008
On Sale: July 29, 2008
320 pages
ISBN: 0061256684
EAN: 9780061256684
Hardcover
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Humor | Non-Fiction Memoir

According to The Waiter, eighty percent of customers are nice people just looking for something to eat. The remaining twenty percent, however, are socially maladjusted psychopaths. Waiter Rant offers the server's unique point of view, replete with tales of customer stupidity, arrogant misbehavior, and unseen bits of human grace transpiring in the most unlikely places. Through outrageous stories, The Waiter reveals the secrets to getting good service, proper tipping etiquette, and how to keep him from spitting in your food. The Waiter also shares his ongoing struggle, at age thirty-eight, to figure out if he can finally leave the first job at which he's truly thrived.

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