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LIFE IS A BOWL OF TOILETS AND I CLEAN THEM
By: Ginger Simpson
PublishAmerica
December 2003
On Sale: December 1, 2003
52 pages
ISBN: 1413705847
EAN: 9781413705843
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Non-Fiction Memoir | Humor
Life is a Bowl of Toilets and I Clean Them is a humorous sort of time-travelβtraveling through the best and worst times in my life. The things that seem so routine today were so puzzling, scary, intimidating, exciting, and enlightening when I was growing up. Today we see everything on TVβfeminine hygiene products, sexy underwear, jock itch spray...all things that were taboo to speak of back in the day. You just didnβt talk about those things. Parents ruled the roost in the β50s and β60s, not the kids. Where did we go wrong? I didnβt have expectations as a child, but lifeβs experiences have taught me to expect certain things as Iβve grown older. Iβve been through a lot and survived. My kids didnβt kill me and we still like each other, so I must have done something right. Maybe youβll see a little of your life in my book. My secret desire has always been to be a stand-up comedienne. Making people laugh and looking for humor in things that arenβt always funny have seen me through the tough times in my life. Iβm happily married with two grown sons, and my husband Kelly is my best audience.
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