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Love, Danger, Homecomings & Heart β€” Your June Reading Escape Starts Here

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One disastrous night. One devastating man. One diabolical proposition.


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STOP DRESSING YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD LIKE A SKANK
By: Celia Rivenbark

A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

St. Martin's Griffin
September 2007
On Sale: September 4, 2007
272 pages
ISBN: 0312339941
EAN: 9780312339944
Paperback
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Humor

Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you’ll discover:
  • How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
  • Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don’t hate them because they’re beautiful when there are so many other reasons)
  • ebay addiction and why β€œIt ain’t worth having if it ain’t on ebay”
  • Why today’s children’s clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
  • And so much more!

Celia Rivenbark’s essays about life in today’s South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.

Media Buzz

Inside Edition - October 30, 2007
Good Morning America - October 27, 2007

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