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October Reads Worth Falling For

Danger, desire, second chances, and unexpected romanceβ€”discover this month’s Fresh Fiction Featured Books.

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A poisoned cousin, a five-year-old's life, and a family with too many secrets.


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Supernatural sparks fly
between a bookseller
& her hard-boiled ghost.


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If Her Highness thinks I’ll let another man claim her and my child, she’s lost her royal mind. Sophaya’s mine.


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She found a body. Then she started asking the wrong questions.


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He ghosted her ten years ago. Now she’s stuck with him for Christmas.


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She’s the lady everyone overlooks. He’s the prince who can’t look away.

STOP DRESSING YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD LIKE A SKANK
By: Celia Rivenbark

A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

St. Martin's Griffin
September 2007
On Sale: September 4, 2007
272 pages
ISBN: 0312339941
EAN: 9780312339944
Paperback
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Humor

Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you’ll discover:
  • How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
  • Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don’t hate them because they’re beautiful when there are so many other reasons)
  • ebay addiction and why β€œIt ain’t worth having if it ain’t on ebay”
  • Why today’s children’s clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
  • And so much more!

Celia Rivenbark’s essays about life in today’s South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.

Media Buzz

Inside Edition - October 30, 2007
Good Morning America - October 27, 2007