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STOP DRESSING YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD LIKE A SKANK
By: Celia Rivenbark
A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom
St. Martin's Griffin
September 2007
On Sale: September 4, 2007
272 pages
ISBN: 0312339941
EAN: 9780312339944
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Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, youβll discover: - How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
- Secrets of Celebrity Moms (donβt hate them because theyβre beautiful when there are so many other reasons)
- ebay addiction and why βIt ainβt worth having if it ainβt on ebayβ
- Why todayβs childrenβs clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
- And so much more!
Celia Rivenbarkβs essays about life in todayβs South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.  Media BuzzInside Edition - October 30, 2007
Good Morning America - October 27, 2007
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