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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
Celia Rivenbark
A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom
St. Martin's Griffin
September 2007
On Sale: September 4, 2007
272 pages
ISBN: 0312339941
EAN: 9780312339944
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Humor
Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid
commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In
this collection of screamingly funny essays, you’ll
discover:
- How to get your kid into a character
breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken
out of a bucket with Sneezy)
- Secrets of Celebrity
Moms (don’t hate them because they’re beautiful when there
are so many other reasons)
- ebay addiction and why
“It ain’t worth having if it ain’t on ebay”
- Why
today’s children’s clothes make six-year-olds look like
Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger
issues
- And so much more!
Celia
Rivenbark’s essays about life in today’s South are like
caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly
irresistible. Comments
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