What's so wrong with admiring from a distance? Mira's
quirky puppy love for Chief Wenonga, a well—muscled
fiberglass statue in her Minnesota small town, might be a
safer love pursuit than online dating. But when the 23—
foot Chief goes missing from his cement base, Mira's not
the only citizen to be crushed. The town of Battle Lake is
celebrating their statue's 25th anniversary and no amount
of blue, sugar—soaked popcorn balls at Wenonga Days can
uplift their gloomy mood.
But when Mira runs into a dead body, the town has more
pressing issues. Mira's second biggest crush, organic
gardening god and dead ringer for Brad Pitt—Johnny Leeson—
has disappeared. Her luck with men is running out, and a
killer might be moving in. With something of her own to
hide, Mira hopes she can avoid the police long enough to
track down the object of her mega—crush—but is Mira
trailing a statue—thief, a kidnapper, or a murderer?
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