The Absolutely Worst Places to Live in America surveyed thousands of Americans to find the fifty dirtiest, smelliest, most miserable cesspools, armpits, and tourist traps that make up this great land of ours. The βwinnersβ of this awful distinction include the likes of: Β· Atlantic City, New JerseyβCome for the slots. Stay for the gang warfare and fourth-rate prostitutes. Β· Gary, IndianaβLike a sewer populated by 100,000 people. Β· Carson City, NevadaβPerfect for folks burned out on the high culture of Reno. Β· Fairbanks, AlaskaβTake the most horrible place youβve ever been, then subtract the sun. Β· Jacksonville, FloridaβPossibly the foulest-smelling city in the Western hemisphere. Β· Camden, New JerseyβOnce the proud home of Americaβs first mass murderer, itβs been all downhill since then.
Perfect for your friends unfortunate enough to live in Baltimore or Houston, The Absolutely Worst Places to Live in America is an uproarious look at the dregs of our otherwise wonderful country.
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