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NO SUNSCREEN FOR THE DEAD

No Sunscreen for the Dead, January 2019
Serge Storms #22
by Tim Dorsey

William Morrow
336 pages
ISBN: 0062795880
EAN: 9780062795885
Kindle: B078QY5G8R
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"Serge is determined to set things right for these senior citizens..."

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NO SUNSCREEN FOR THE DEAD
Tim Dorsey

Reviewed by Debbie Wiley
Posted May 7, 2019

Thriller Crime

Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman, are headed to the retirement communities of Florida. After all, what could be more exciting than visiting a place with a sex scandal involving a 68-year-old woman and her younger boyfriend publicly igniting a firestorm with their antics? However, Serge wants to explore further, less well-known retirement communities and he soon finds one victimized by the greed of a society that ignores these retirees' past contributions to society. Serge is determined to set things right...

NO SUNSCREEN FOR THE DEAD is the 22nd book in theΒ Serge StormsΒ series. I haven't read the prior books but was curious to read a Tim Dorsey book because of the Florida setting and I was not disappointed. Not only was I able to easily jump into the series midstream, I laughed repeatedly at the very "Florida-ness" of the storyline.

Serge and Coleman are not typical heroes. In fact, they are usually exactly the sort of characters I avoid reading about. Serge is a diabolically clever serial killer and I'm not sure if Coleman had a single coherent moment in NO SUNSCREEN FOR THE DEAD where he wasn't either drunk or high. And yet, oddly, they are not only likable but somehow almost heroic, albeit psychopathic. That's true writing talent and Tim Dorsey has hooked me!

Tim Dorsey's knack for capturing the unique, individualistic, and sometimes downright wacky spirit that embodies Florida is evident in every page of NO SUNSCREEN FOR THE DEAD. From the random bits of Florida trivia to the quirky and downright demented death scenes engineered by Serge, every moment of NO SUNSCREEN FOR THE DEAD just screams Florida in a way that those of us living here can't help but love. NO SUNSCREEN FOR THE DEAD is a book everyone who loves Florida should read!

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SUMMARY

The Sunshine State’s most lovable psychopath, Serge A.
Storms, kills it in this zany adventure from the
β€œcompulsively irreverent and shockingly funny” (Boston
Globe) king of mayhem, New York Times bestselling author Tim
Dorsey.

Serge and Coleman are back on the road, ready to hit the
next stop on their list of obscure and wacky points of
interest in the Sunshine State. This time, Serge’s interest
is drawn to one of the largest retirement villages in the
worldβ€”also known as the site of an infamous sex scandal
between a retiree and her younger beau that rocked the
community.

What starts out as an innocent quest to observe elders in
their natural habitats, sample the local cuisine, and scope
out a condo to live out the rest of their golden years, soon
becomes a Robin Hood-like crusade to recover the funds of
swindled residents. After all, our seniors should be revered
and respectedβ€”they’ve heroically fought in wars, garnered
priceless wisdom, and they have the best first-hand accounts
of bizarre Floridian occurrences only Serge would know
about. But as the resident’s rally for Serge to seek justice
on their behalves, two detectives are hot on the heels of
Serge and Coleman’s murderous trail.

In this epic adventure that jumps between present day and
the tumultuous times of the Vietnam war, mystery fans are in
for a witty and deliciously violent delight from the twisted
imagination of bestselling author Tim Dorsey.

EXCERPT

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BOOK SERIES

Serge Storms

Torpedo Juice
TORPEDO JUICE
#7.0 β€’ February 2005
The Big Bamboo
THE BIG BAMBOO
#8.0 β€’ April 2006
Atomic Lobster
ATOMIC LOBSTER
#10.0 β€’ February 2008
Nuclear Jellyfish
NUCLEAR JELLYFISH
#11.0 β€’ February 2009
Gator A-Go-Go
GATOR A-GO-GO
#12.0 β€’ February 2010
Electric Barracuda
ELECTRIC BARRACUDA
#13.0 β€’ February 2011
Pineapple Grenade
PINEAPPLE GRENADE
#15.0 β€’ February 2012
The Riptide Ultra-Glide
THE RIPTIDE ULTRA-GLIDE
#16.0 β€’ February 2013
Tiger Shrimp Tango
TIGER SHRIMP TANGO
#17.0 β€’ February 2014
Shark Skin Suite
SHARK SKIN SUITE
#18.0 β€’ October 2015
Shark Skin Suite
SHARK SKIN SUITE
#18.0 β€’ October 2015
Coconut Cowboy
COCONUT COWBOY
#19.0 β€’ February 2016
No Sunscreen for the Dead
NO SUNSCREEN FOR THE DEAD
#22.0 β€’ January 2019
Naked Came the Florida Man
NAKED CAME THE FLORIDA MAN
#23.0 β€’ January 2020
Tropic of Stupid
TROPIC OF STUPID
#24.0 β€’ February 2021

 

 

 

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