Ethan paused. “Megan, I—”
Suddenly, there was a knocking at the car window.
I screamed, a piercing, girly scream that made Ethan wince,
but I couldn’t help it. Give me creepy flesh-hungry
Reanimated Corpses and I can get my Buffy on with the best
of them. But interrupt me whilst making out and I am far
more the hysterical-screaming-and-clutching-at-my-clothes
type of girl.
“Um, sorry. Didn’t mean to freak you out in there.” The
voice outside was male, but it didn’t sound like anyone I knew.
He was definitely a young guy, however, which meant we’d
escaped discovery by Ethan’s seventy-year-old grandfather.
Thank. God.
Not that a complete stranger was a much better option.
“But um…I’m here,” the dude outside said. “So are you coming
out?”
“Who the heck are you?” Ethan asked.
Excellent question. Who was he and why was he way out here
at the edge of town, lurking in some old man’s back pasture
at nine o’clock on a Sunday night? Ethan and I had been sure
even the cows would be shacked up somewhere warm.
“Megan? That is Megan Berry in there, right?” The guy asked.
“You know this guy?” Ethan grabbed the flashlight he left
rolling around in his trunk, brandishing it like a weapon as
he turned toward the window.
“I don’t think so.” I sighed with relief as I finally
managed to get my clothes back in position. Call me crazy,
but even a possible stalker didn’t seem as scary when
securely clothed.
“Did I ever tell you I thought you were a stalker when we
first re-met? Or a serial killer fixated on teenage girls?”
“Did I ever tell you that you start weird conversations at
totally inappropriate times?” he asked, looking frustrated.
Or angry. Or something. Geez, you’d think I’d invited
strange dude to come hang out with us while we sucked face.
Groped. Sucked face. Yuck. I really needed to work on my
descriptions of kissy-kissy behavior.
“Stay here, I’m going to check out your friend.” He’d popped
open the back window and was sliding out into the night
before I could protest that dude was not my friend.
Not that it would have mattered. This wasn’t the first time
I’d noticed Ethan’s hint of a jealous streak. Though usually
it thrilled me to see him get all scowly when one of the
other Settler boys checked me out during Enforcer drills.
I mean, Ethan was the hottest boy living—as far as I was
concerned—and knowing he felt the same way about me was
unbelievable. I’m no dog, but neither am I model material.
I’m average height, with average long frizzy brown hair that
must be tamed with a scalding hot Chi to achieve any level
of smoothness, and pretty decent brown eyes with a hint of
gold around the center. I’m a little too skinny, especially
after all the training and dancing the past few months, and
my figure is nothing to write home about. I mean, I have
enough chest to keep strapless clothes in place, but the
girls still need creative padding to form any “luscious lady
lumps” under my sweater.
“Megan? Did you hear me? You should come out and see this.”
Ethan stuck his head through the rear window. He sounded
more shocked than jealous, which should have let me know
right away there was some Settler weirdness going down.
Wasn’t there always? I mean, could we EVER spend a night
together without dead people being in some way involved?
No, of course we couldn’t.
Still, I was legitimately surprised to see a dead guy
standing next to Ethan, stomping his sneakered feet in the
remains of the snow we’d had the night before, looking
amazingly lifelike for a zombie. His shoulder length
hair—brown or black, I couldn’t quite tell in the
moonlight—was clean and soft looking and his expression
excited and friendly. In fact, if I hadn’t been able to
smell the funky grave odor clinging to his jeans and
oversized striped sweater, I wouldn’t have thought he was
deceased at all.
“Hey! Megan, good to meet you, I’d recognize you anywhere.
That’s some mojo you’ve got going. I caught your energy the
second I liberated myself from that crypt.” He smiled,
revealing two dazzling rows of super straight teeth and
reached out to grab my hand. The guy had been very cute when
he was alive, in a sort of saggy pants stoner kind of way.
“I’m Cliff.”
“Cliff?”
“Clifford Joseph Frakincense Harvester, reporting for duty.”
“Duty?” I repeated, so shocked I could barely bring myself
to squeeze his hand and pump it up and down a few times
before detangling myself. Manners are good and all, but the
smell of fresh grave just didn’t come out of clothes without
some major effort.
I would have dodged the hand entirely, in fact, if I’d ever
had a zombie chat me up the way Cliff was doing. Usually the
naturally Unsettled were kind of out of it until a Settler
gave the cue to start blabbing. Even then, the majority of
people who were troubled enough by unfinished business from
their living days to crawl out of their graves and seek
intervention weren’t in the mood for idle conversation.
They came, they groaned and shuffled, I asked them what was
up, and they confessed their issues. Then I promised to take
care of their bidness and sent them back to their eternal
slumber. End of story, all nice and tidy and relatively
easy—except for the grave sealing process. Now that I was a
second stage Settler, I had to follow them back to their
place of rest and seal them in with a special ceremony so no
one could resurrect them with black magic.
After having been nearly killed by Reanimated Corpses—RCs as
Ethan liked to call them—back in September, I took grave
sealing very seriously. Really, I took just about everything
very seriously. Learning that your best friend had been
planning to kill you for years did that to a girl. My former
BFF, Jess, was now in a Settler Affairs prison in Little
Rock awaiting trial and sentencing, but that didn’t really
help me feel any safer. If I was stupid enough to be best
friends with a witch who wanted to watch black magically
raised zombies munch my flesh, my safety wasn’t something I
could take for granted.
“Yeah, I figured it was a nice night and I’ve never walked
through a fresh snow before,” Cliff said with a shrug.
“So, you came to find me because you’d never taken a walk in
the snow?” Never in my entire life—either in five years of
Settling the dead when I was a kid or the past four months
of being back in the business now that my powers had
returned—had I ever heard a request like this.
Usually people had real issues. They wanted to tell someone
they were fighting with before they died that they loved
them, they had unfinished business that affected the living
or made them feel guilty in death, and sometimes they even
had to get the name of their killer off their chests and
into the hands of the proper authorities.
I’d had more than my share of murdered teens in the past few
months. Unfortunately, something about my extraordinarily
strong Settler power drew them to me like flies to a
steaming fresh pile of cow poo.
Speaking of cow poo, we were bound to run into some if Cliff
really wanted to stroll. Looked like my new suede boots—and
my romantic date with Ethan—were shot.
“Um, yeah. That’s not something you want to miss out on. So
I figured I might as well crawl out of the old grave and go
for a stroll. You game?” Cliff asked, then turned to Ethan
with a sheepish grin. “If you don’t mind, of course. I’m
assuming you’re the boyfriend?”
“No, sure. I mean, yeah. But that’s fine,” Ethan stammered,
obviously thrown by Cliff as well. “I’ll wait in the car,
you two go ahead and stroll.”
“Okay.” I smiled at Cliff as I grabbed Ethan’s hand and
pulled him back toward the car. “Just let me grab my coat.”
“No problem. You living people get cold.” He laughed, a
strangely infectious sound that made me want to laugh too.
Good thing I didn’t, however, since Ethan didn’t look
amused. “I haven’t been dead that long, I remember freezing
my balls off at a football game last November. Who decided
November was a good time for football? I mean, playing it,
sure, since you’re bound to get hot. But watching it? Mostly
lame. Unless it’s on television, and you’ve got lots of
snacks for during the commercials.”
“This guy talks more than you do,” Ethan mumbled as he
opened the door and grabbed my bright red pea coat.
“Thanks a lot.” I shrugged my coat on and reached past Ethan
for my scarf.
I got it that he was annoyed, but no need to take it out on
me. I couldn’t help my job anymore than he could. So I drew
a larger number of Unsettled than the average girl and I
hadn’t dared ask another Settler to cover for me because I
wanted to save up my favors for nights the pom squad had to
dance at basketball games? It wasn’t my fault I was still in
high school and balancing stage two responsibilities was a
lot harder than stage three—the level Ethan had been since
his nineteenth birthday. He only had to be on duty a couple
nights a week and the rest of the time could shut off his
power and not worry about drawing the Undead.
I, however, was not granted such luxuries…even though I knew
I could figure out how to turn my power off if I tried. I
was abnormally advanced, after all.
Unfortunately, I’d also landed myself in an abnormally large
amount of trouble a few months back while trying to get
ahead so now I was trying to walk the straight and narrow.
Seems like my boyfriend who worked Protocol and was
basically a Settler cop, should be a little more supportive
of that!
“I was just kidding.” He rubbed my back as I wrapped my
scarf around my neck. “You know I love listening to you ramble.”
He kissed me on the cheek and I melted. I couldn’t stay mad
at him. “Then come with us. I’m sure Cliff wouldn’t mind. He
seems friendly.”
“Too friendly,” Ethan whispered. “I’m not sure he’s giving
you the real 411 on why he left his grave. Maybe he’s
holding back until you two are alone.”
“Or maybe he’s just…different?”
“Oh, he’s different all right, but not that different. He
knows your name, Meg, and didn’t you say the only Unsettled
who have known who you are right off the bat are—”
“The ones who died. Badly.” I cut him off before he could
mention “murder”.
In the past few months I’d had a couple of kids who had been
murdered by black magic practitioners. Unfortunately, they
hadn’t been able to describe the practitioner very well,
probably due to the trauma of being murdered and all that.
They were the ones who knew who I was before I made the
proper introductions. And no one, not even the most
experienced Elders over at Settlers Affairs headquarters
could guess how the dead kids knew who I was. It was a
mystery, like so many other things about me.
Like why I had this incredible power and whether or not I’d
be able to control it sufficiently to lead a relatively
average life. Or why I still felt like I was living on
borrowed time even though the people raising killer zombies
had been locked away. No matter how normal I acted in front
of Ethan and my parents, I still wasn’t my old self…and I
was beginning to think I never would be.
With those cheery thoughts in mind, I turned back to Cliff.
“Okay, let’s get strolling.” Might as well get him taken
care of and back in his grave and maybe Ethan and I would
have a few minutes to talk before my ten o’clock on school
nights curfew.
“Call me if you need me,” Ethan called as Cliff and I set
off across the pasture.
“You won’t need him. I’m harmless, I promise,” Cliff said in
a chummy whisper. “Not like the others.”
I huddled deeper into my coat as a weird shiver raced down
my spine. “The others? What others?”
“The…others. The…um…” His smile faded and he looked as
confused as I felt, but seconds later his grin returned.
“You know what? I can’t remember. Let’s just forget it and
enjoy the walk. Cool?”
“Cool,” I said. But it wasn’t.
Nothing about the way this night was ending was cool. But
then, what else was new?