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Meet twenty-two-year-old Cherry Pye (nĂ©e Cheryl Bunterman),
a pop star since she was fourteenâ€”and about to attempt a
comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster.
Now meet Cherry again: in the person of her â€śundercover
stunt double,â€ť Ann DeLusia. Ann portrays Cherry whenever the
singer is too â€śindisposedâ€ťâ€”meaning wastedâ€”to go out in
public. And it is Ann-mistaken-for-Cherry who is kidnapped
from a South Beach hotel by obsessed paparazzo Bang Abbott.
Now the challenge for Cherryâ€™s handlers (ĂĽberâ€“stage mother;
horndog record producer; nipped, tucked, and Botoxed twin
publicists; weed whackerâ€“wielding bodyguard) is to rescue
Ann while keeping her existence a secret from Cherryâ€™s
publicâ€”and from Cherry herself.
The situation is more complicated than they know. Ann has
had a bewitching encounter with Skinkâ€”the unhinged former
governor of Florida living wild in a mangrove swampâ€”and now
heâ€™s heading for Miami to find her . . .
Will Bang Abbott achieve his fantasy of a lucrative private
photo session with Cherry Pye? Will Cherry sober up in time
to lip-synch her way through her concert tour? Will Skink
track down Ann DeLusia before Cherryâ€™s motley posse does?
All will be revealed in this hilarious spin on life in the
celebrity fast lane.
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